sisi

you seem star shaped

[cargo short dad @cargoshortdad64]

Bro come on

[creaturemoder @lastmanmoder]

Life stops being painful when you stop seeing your body as yourself and start viewing it as just an instrument to interact with the real world. You also start to be just an observer, rather than an active participant, that's pretty awesome.

[Kristen @slitkrisXD]

the fact that mr beast can be horny just dont sit right with me

[jodi @jodiverse]

Throwback to when I tried to dump my boyfriend 2yrs ago and he said ok but can we still play fortnite #runitup

[Dive Missile @PurrelyLily]

pervert alexander hamilton: i am not putting away my cock / i am not putting away my cock / you know im just like my country / im young scrappy and hungry / and i am not putting away my cock

[Fallon @filthtofilth]

I’m just fucking with you my liege

[𝓷𝔁𝔂𝓲𝓮 @glooomiii]

they’ve diagnosed me with needing to sleep next to you

[frost 🇺🇲 @Maidcel1488]

LMFAO

[sullen @fakepalindromes]

Napoleon’s letter to Josephine, 1796

[computer @computer1010101]

DON'T TALK TO ME TIL IVE HAD MY THOUSAND YEARS OF IMPRISONMENT FOR WHAT I HAVE DONE

[lxlia @lxlyuh]

i'm free later if you want to get married

[Rusty 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ImSmilingRn]

Feudal lord with ocd having to open and close his drawbridge 6 times before he can sleep

[Pukicho @pukicho]

I heard they’re killing you at work tomorrow

[audrey @phlegmme]

A creamy, flavorful recipe for Unblock Me Chicken

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

The Odyssey is a movie about generational trauma and a critique of the American Dream. But above all else it is a love letter to New York City.

[lxlia @lxlyuh]

i would live as a jester if it meant i could hear your laugh all day

[leaf @loveyleaf0000]

can anyone relate?

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

I love you

*tumbleweed goes by*

I love you

[benjamin @dungeontreats]

they're saying the safest thing to eat rn is Mr beast feastable candy bars

[Napalm @_Iamnapalm_]

You’ve been lackluster in your efforts with the king