mark

[AT @BaseballWRLD_]

WHAT DID THE ROYALS JUST DO LMAOOOOOOO

[Denny’s @DennysDiner]

the trough is open piggies

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

🤣🤣🤣

[mark @stahnur]

@W_Penn_Power Get a move on!!!

[mark @stahnur]

@Pirates https://t.co/HBVuBjSRrt

[mark @stahnur]

Dear First Grade me,

No matter how much the teacher talks about Johnny Appleseed in class, it’s never going to make any sense at all. You’re just going to forget he even existed until you’re over 30 years old. At that time, you’ll only wonder - why?

[Jimmy Buffett @jimmybuffett]

has a good ring to it don't you think?

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

If you held the McChicken for the past 5 years, you would have outperformed the S&P 500

[mark @stahnur]

@PenguinsJesus Alexei Morozov

[Enron @Enron]

How you feel about Enron is how you feel about yourself.

We can grow, we can evolve.

We believe people, and corporations, can change for the better.

Can you say the same?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

They give a trigger warning for “Goodfellas”!

Seriously … 🤦‍♂️

[mark @stahnur]

@dickmasterson No matter who wins this fight, they both lose the fight against type 2 Diabetes

[mark @stahnur]

@WPXITraffic Forever?

[mark @stahnur]

@JamesLaMarca1 I feel bad for Gerrit Cole

[mark @stahnur]

@NathanLands Wow, I can’t believe I read all of that

[Pizza🇪🇸 @number_pizza111]

NO

[mark @stahnur]

Facebook:

15 years ago today, you publicly threatened to stab your best friend because he wouldn’t give you eggs on FarmVille

[Pittsburgh Penguins @penguins]

The Penguins extend our deepest condolences to the Gaudreau family on the passing of Johnny and his brother, Matthew, whose lives were taken far too soon.

Johnny played each game with joy and his love for the game of hockey was felt by all those who watched.

Our hearts are with the Gaudreau family, their friends, and everyone who was fortunate enough to have known him on and off the ice.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Haters will say this is AI 🕺🕺