The Horse’s Ass

I like pie and stuff.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Health insurance deductibles should not exist.

[Eric Rosenthal @ericsports]

Don’t say anything just retweet and re-live the glorious moment

[The Horse’s Ass @StanielK]

@spies_please Good for them

[BAKOON @BAKKOOONN]

2020 the vengabus is HERE

[Gridiron 🏈 @GridironPosts]

Tom Brady’s last two games were a loss against the Dolphins by a former Titans QB and a loss to the Titans with a former Dolphins QB.

[wint @dril]

Buffalo wild wing gets $0 tip for serving "Bones" to me in chicken, if i had wanted to eat bones i would take my Ass to the grave yard

[nard @avantnard]

*my 7 pound dog who thinks he can beat up the mailman*

me: https://t.co/FqmyPNYzua

[The Horse’s Ass @StanielK]

@BAKKOOONN I just noticed the dogs hat lol

[BAKOON @BAKKOOONN]

doc bronner peppermint liquid soap on hand that i forgot was covered in paper cuts has activated my kaio-ken technique

[The Horse’s Ass @StanielK]

@HawkBoyd Fantastic

[ObtuseLobster @HawkBoyd]

Drop my ass in a slow cooker call that rump roast!

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

This country needs a whole lot of things, but one thing that we do not need is another war. We’ve got enough of those.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Got that experimental throat surgery that lets me sing barbershop quartets without having to make 3 friends.

[Katelyn Burns @transscribe]

Kissinger is alive

[The Horse’s Ass @StanielK]

@seanzie121 And wine tbh

[cake 🍄 @cake_hoarder]

best buy employees are instructed to swarm your shit the second you step in the building

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

I am introducing a bill with Rep. Khanna to stop Donald Trump from illegally taking us to war against Iran.

It's working-class kids who will have to fight and die in a disastrous new Middle East conflict—not the children of billionaires.

[cake 🍄 @cake_hoarder]

your vibes aren’t “off” bro, you just wasted your entire paycheck on funko pops