sam deriso

if we didn't have stupid thoughts, we would have no interesting thoughts at all.

[sam deriso @stelladorito]

@Jaackie_Terry Bitch shut up I legit think of this on the DAILY

[sam deriso @stelladorito]

@Verizon your customer service is trash. How is your system going to glitch, cancel my WiFi appt, delete my account, charge me, and then you won’t give me a new appt until next Friday when I am a nurse during a pandemic seeing patients that are too sick to leave their homes??

[Tasty @tasty]

1 Pound Ground Beef, 4 Easy Dinners

[sam deriso @stelladorito]

Hey @united do you all price match your own flights because I paid double and used 26k points for a flight that is now half price on the same day! Not thrilled with that new info

[sam deriso @stelladorito]

This is me.

[Infinity's End System: Umbral | Penumbra | Malice @UmbralReaver]

I just remembered this and my life is instantly better.

[The Health Videos @TheHealthVid]

10-minute ball workout instead of an hour at the gym.

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

wholesome.

[sam deriso @stelladorito]

@lexderiso

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(514): u ever get horny for food? i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

was just tryna be nice

[sam deriso @stelladorito]

@KTerry24 Is this new? All I got was clinical depression and a shit load of anxiety? That’s what you’re supposed to get after first semester!

[Funny Vines @FunnyViness]

Forever one of my favorite vines
https://t.co/IjRjAElavi

[sam deriso @stelladorito]

I wish I could have all the makeup ever. I think that would make me the happiest girl in the world 💁🏻‍♀️

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

my therapist: so tell me about your coping mechanisms

me:

[Benjamin A. Vorwerk @bvorwerk]

white claw: “only 100 calories and 5% ABV hehe girls night!”

four loko seltzer: “14% who’s ready to die”

[sam deriso @stelladorito]

Kind of sad that I only have a little over a month left of my tan time. 😭

[sam deriso @stelladorito]

@KTerry24 I’m going to do this at the beginning every video I take of your wedding