Stephie C.

NOT the voice actress.

[Stephie C. @stephanieclient]

God is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk

[Bryan Donaldson @TheNardvark]

Yeah...I miss Gregg too, bro.

[It's Greggers @gregorybehrendt]

.@realDonaldTrump how have you not deleted this tweet you racist fucking fool. I hope this is the end of you.

[Stephie C. @stephanieclient]

@SarahThyre It's the best work Travolta has done since Hairspray.

[Henry Phillips @Henlips]

Once again the wonderful folks at Delta have honored me with their celebrity quotes section:

[Stephie C. @stephanieclient]

Bob Fosse probably gave great jazz hand-jobs.

[Tips For Actors @Tips4Actors]

Stand out at auditions. When the casting director asks who you're represented by say 'COMPTON MUTHAFUCKA!'

[guterman @danguterman]

Women love it when you emit three high pitched squawks, inflate your expandable throat pouch, and then dart back and forth between trees.

[Alison Hazard @LittleGinger123]

That awk mment when Santa has the same raping paper as ur parents

[Stephie C. @stephanieclient]

@MaryKoCo 2 buck Charles is all grown up!

[Eli Braden @EliBraden]

Leaves of Grass, Leaves of Gas, or Leaves of Ass - nobody rides with Walt Whitman for free

[Eli Braden @EliBraden]

Hard to believe someone could be THAT fucking non-chalant about Jimmy cracking corn

[elijah daniel @elijahdaniel]

when a white girl smokes weed one time

[Eli Braden @EliBraden]

Rich Dad in the streets, Poor Dad in the sheets

[Michael McKean @MJMcKean]

That thing where the guy in the hard hat with the SLOW sign waves you past the roadwork and you give him a nod like you're on the job too.

[Seth Morris @sethismorris]

Good marriage proposal? "Will you marry me for 3-11 years?" Not super romantic but I know myself.

[Clive is Jive🐐 @CliveAintNoJive]

Please RT, follow and support the wonderful and talented @Kulap's passion project: @originstorydoc. #originstorydoc #KuKu

[Kevin Seccia @kevinseccia]

"What are you doing tomorrow night?"
"Haha nice try. Tell me what your thing is first and then I'll answer you."

[Tips For Actors @Tips4Actors]

Actors are at their most believable when telling friends that they'll definitely definitely pay them back by the end of the week this time.