Steph ❁

NJ → OH • High functioning hot mess • I'm even funnier in person

[Steph ❁ @stephdifilippo]

Right person, wrong time is bullshit. If it's the right person, it will always be the right time

[Benny 'SF' Rollins @citizenkawala]

Sorry I'm late, I was trying to convince a bathroom hand dryer that I exist.

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

people shouldn’t be at the grocery store the same time as me. get out of the way

[Antonio @dreadheadmonk]

a crash out for two please

[Not You Again. @NotYouAgain66]

I think its just better if maybe I didn't

[✧ 𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐊𝐀 ✧ @eriwonders]

Life’s too short to be out here living unhappy.

[Larry’s Twin 99 @LarrysTwin99]

My coworker scraped the icing off of her slice of birthday cake and I’ve never hated someone so much in all of my life.

[your other mom @difficultpatty]

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but let your grilled cheese sandwich cool down before you eat it.

[erica @ericanextdooor]

please don’t offer your positive perspective when i’m trying to be a hater

[Steph ❁ @stephdifilippo]

Why can’t flights be a normal comfortable temperature? It’s either 50° or 95°, nothing in between

[Work Retire Die @WorkRetireDie]

apologies for the delayed response, i was hoping you would figure this out without me

[The B. @anerdonfire2]

I don't mean to alarm anyone but I'm getting even weirder.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Adult life is constantly saying to your friends let’s do something soon and suddenly 6 months have gone by

[The PhD Place @ThePhDPlace]

In academia we don’t say ‘I love you’ we say ‘pass with minor corrections’, and I think that’s beautiful.

[trash jones @jzux]

healing can look like anything. for instance i’m about to do something insane

[The Beatles @thebeatles]

The official music video for ‘Now And Then’ is live on YouTube directed by Peter Jackson.
https://t.co/sNQz6t4n32

He describes finding “a collection of unseen outtakes in the vault, where the Beatles are relaxed, funny and rather candid. We wove humour into some footage shot in 2023. The result is pretty nutty and provided the video with much needed balance between the sad and the funny.

I realised we needed the imagination of every viewer to create their own personal moment of farewell to The Beatles"

Jackson concludes by saying he has “genuine pride” in the finished piece, his first ever music video “and I’ll cherish that for years to come”.

[JP 🍍 @JPLFR80]

Be weird, but be cool about it

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

“why does everyone think i’m jugemental”

meanwhile my face 24/7:

[nay🎀. @fineassnayyyy]

I cannot hide irritation to save my life 😂

[Steph ❁ @stephdifilippo]

Ben and Jerry’s is better than Halo Top. Protein packed is cool but there is nothing better than actual flavor

[ivy ♡ *⁠.⁠✧ @xbabyivy]

A funny girl is better than a beautiful girl luckily I’m both.