Just realized the next time I sing karaoke I’m gonna have to wear a mask..how am I suppose to give an A+ performance when no one will be able to see my emotion singing picture ☹️
Husband just said “casually” to me: “maybe you could google JLo’s workout and just do that?” as he shoves, and I am not making this up, the kids’ uncrustables sandwich into his mouth. I would like to preemptively report a murder.