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Views are mine, not my employer's.

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@euanmccolm It's quite funny (/tragic) how quickly so many ministers fall apart when they're asked "why?" about something they've been instructed to talk about on telly. Are you not prepared for the most obvious and basic question imaginable?

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@launders Luton is an absolute hellhole

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@DaleJohnsonBBC Why are French refs allowed? We battered them at Waterloo, surely there's a potential grudge. Only fair if Oliver can't ref an Argentina game.

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@Ayohugh @thomasforth Not sure why it hasn't become more of a commuter hotspot on those lists of "best commuter towns". 45 minutes to Kings Cross, plenty of nice towns and villages nearby.

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@LNER Thanks, does that include the KGX to HGT ticket for later?

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@LNER I have anytime single HGT to KGX and a super off peak for the return. First few trains of the day are cancelled so there's now no point travelling. Can I get a full refund?

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@DaleJohnsonBBC @DillonGascoigne Football is absolutely hilarious. Might as well rule him out of refereeing France games because of Waterloo or something.

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@euanmccolm

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@MiguelDelaney I can't believe FIFA don't care about the fans. Say it ain't so!

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@British_Airways Seems ridiculous to not be able to use a parent email address. They're five!

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@British_Airways How do I add a child to my household account? They don't have an email address, obviously. They're a child.

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@British_Airways You can't use your own, it says it quite a lot. Why would I create an email address for a 5 year old?

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@British_Airways You can't use the household owner's email.

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@BareReality Her use of "us greens" is so jarring.

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@EllieMBond @ShaunLintern Shut up and clap ffs! Our NHS heroes. What amazing people. Killing babies and avoiding accountability.

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@thetimes What time are we all going outside to clap for our amazing NHS?

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@__Kye___ @lawrencenewport People under 65 also don't know how long they have left to live.

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@qsilverfox @JeanHatchet They only allowed him to throw a child into a pit of crocodiles, they're trying their best. Let's not criticise the only thing protecting anyone from what is clearly a dangerous person.

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@FootballCliches "Street bagsmen (bag thieves)" is effortlessly Partridge.

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@PeterOuld @MForstater Not sure there's a unit of measure capable of expressing the speed with which I'd be resigning if my employer ever ordered me to write an essay about anything.