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[Okiya Omtatah Okoiti @OkiyaOmtatah]

Service of Petition on Odious Debts by advert in today’s @NationAfrica as directed on 14.10.26 by the High Court

[Mavin Mabonga @Mabonga_254]

Mathematically, William Ruto can’t even get 20% of total votes. He can’t. Hawezi bwana.

[Kenya Data & Stats @Stats_Kenya]

Final results are in. Edwin Sifuna tops with 89.1% of the total, and Ruto comes second with 5.4%.

Our poll had a very large sample of 27,995 votes.

This will go on record, and we'll use it to benchmark all other online polls and investigate online trends over time.

[Eric @amerix]

I lived here in 2017 between October and December.

This is Pipeline Estate, Nairobi.

I had become so broke that I couldn't live in Nyayo Estate, where I had rented a 2-bedroom house, Gate B.

Baba had just lost an election, and on 26th October, Uhuru was re-elected in a sham "birthday party election."

I had put all my hopes and dreams in Baba's victory because I knew I was going to be appointed to a plum job in government.

But after Baba lost, everybody left. Baba himself was abandoned by people close to him. He was so lonely and depressed.

Only Saitabao Ole Kanchori took the role of giving Baba company. The rest took off. They crawled back when Baba had a handshake with Jameson.

Living here in Pipeline gave me a reality check. I had never seen such an indignified ecosystem.

My Ka-small cubicle was on the 7th floor. There is no lift. The eight tenants on that floor shared a toilet and a bathroom tucked at the corner of the floor's extreme corridor.

If you get to your house in the evening and forget to buy a matchbox, you'd rather drink a mug of water, accept the situation and sleep till the next morning.

If you walk leisurely and casually along the narrow, wet, muddy footpaths beside the sewer rivulets, a random tenant will pour kitchen effluent on your head, and that ruins the day for you.

This is an experience I will never forget.

In December, I relocated to my village and started life afresh.

I vowed never again would I live that life.

I fixed my life; I was obese, and I lost weight, regained my health, fortified my mental frame and became the best version of myself.

I took my experiences and successes and turned them into lessons for helping others out of their pain.

There are Kenyans living in squalor. They smile, but inside them is a whole funeral.

Unless you walk in their shoes, you will never understand their experiences.

You will mock them, call them names, but the people living in these places deserve better lives.

Lessons I learnt:

• Politics will never change your life. It is you who can change yourself.

• Politicians are buddies; it is you and me who insult each other.

• There is no dignity in poverty. Every Kenyan deserve a good house, good healthcare and an equitable share of national resources.

• You have massive potential. You can become the best version of yourself. Don't doubt yourself.

[Salim M Ishmael, M.D 🇰🇪 @salimishmael_]

First date question: Uko na Certificate ya "Becoming a Wife, Masterclass?"

Hapana, hata sikudh....

Boy child:

[Mghoi Musyoka @Mghoi_Mwakio]

This is the reason why you are triggered by the masterclass.

[Lord mRija_ton @Billyonairre1]

"How dare you betray your fellow women by wanting to be a wife? Don't you hate men like us?"

[Col3-wrld @_H0Va]

Mtu anafunza umalaya anaambiwa "go girl " na mtu anafunza marriage anaambiwa "ew pick me,don't shove it down our throat"
Ours is just eye

[Babji 🇰🇪🍌 @BabjiGee]

The family unit has been badly broken and any effort that's geared towards repairing it hupatwa na crazy fights. That's why we have more people telling people to walk out of their marriages. We celebrate divorces and separations more than marriages, we're slowly becoming USA

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

178 years have passed since the first wave of feminism started yet being a slut is still the busiest road to financial stability for most women.

[King mamba @kingmamba01]

Women teaching other women how to be good wives and people are MAD? 😂 So empowerment only counts when women choose the things you approve of?

[. @Papa_Ibeji]

Conmen offering to teach forex trading and socialites offering whoring classes get less heat than a woman offering to teach biblical marriages. Society is gone gone

[Lynn Ngugi @lynn_ngugi1]

Mercy Masika’s Masterclass..
Unpopular opinion 🚶🏿‍♀️🚶🏿‍♀️

[ceFOXitin🐐 @theeHarmacist]

Y'all claim to support women's choices until it's time to support women's choices. Feminists kwelikweli

[Blackavelli: #DebtAudit @T_kimaru]

“I like mangoes”
“Why do you hate oranges?”

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

If you have money, go for a woman with money. Don't argue with me, I know what I'm saying.

[Daniel Mugow @Daniel_MugoW]

Women are women's biggest enemies. They're pulling Mercy Masika down for educating them on how to be better spouses. She has 15 years experience, she must know a thing or 2. The radical toxic feminists are just man hating debes, it has nothing to do with women empowerment.

[Atieno.K @CCarusheey]

Streets is calling again
#RejectAmendmentBill2024

[ALAM @ochieng_alam]

IT'S A SHUTDOWN MONDAY
#MondayShutDown

[The Government Critic 🇰🇪 @magwaz3]

Occupy the fxcking parliament

Kenya cannot afford to become another Uganda.

#RejectElectionBill2024