"Our goalkeeping coach woke up one morning and his wife didn't wake up"
Northampton boss Jon Brady was close to tears after securing promotion to League One ❤️
Tomorrow’s Match of The Day will be presented by my good self.
Pundits will be Peter Shilton & Matt Le Tissier, true patriots.
Commentary on matches will be provided by David Icke, Jonathan Gullis, Jim Davidson & Ian Botham.
Thanks to Brexit we have regained control of #MOTD 👍🇬🇧
It’s the 30th anniversary of this historic passage of play by Gillingham at Northampton.
Hang that back pass in The Louvre.
Da Vinci couldn’t have painted it better…
Forget the doom mongers.😡
The future of The Tory Party is bright.
But these 3 dynamic young MPs MUST lead the way.
Lee Anderson: a saintly, cuddly bear who fights for the poor.
Jonathan Gullis: film star looks but with a ❤️ of gold.
Suella: a sassy little lady born to lead us.🇬🇧
I wanted to ask working class Tory voters:
You know how you voted Tory because they’re the party of good financial sense, national security, anti-corruption and promised to reduce immigration and make public services run more efficiently?
How’s that working out after 12 years? 🤷♂️
"We must learn now, that the people who went to Eton can't run this country... it doesn't work.
We need some working-class people, people that have lived a real life" to get involved in politics"
Danny Dyer