Sugar Bush

fuck, I guess

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

My doctor said if there's a good song on when you're smoking a cigarette then it's not bad for you

[brian @brianonhere]

whoever designs online portals for local governments is making user interface decisions so bizarre and hostile they actually verge on avant-garde

[jz2 @mixedgrass666]

It’s good to drink a lot of alcohol so that when you need a straightforward way to improve your life you can stop drinking

[evamuvon @evamuvon]

this is still the best thing that was made because of skinamarink

[Jack Roskopp @jackroskopp]

RIP Anna Nicole Smith you would have loved GLP-1s and vapes

[Sean @panoptisean]

You are hereby sentenced to eating the food you have at your house

[lisa @dumestorm]

38yo obi-wan after 3 years of war vs 35yo single mom maekar raising 6 kids

[진아 @EdgarPoop1]

And for the lady? Perhaps a living wage?

[Bec Shaw @Brocklesnitch]

Well

[miia @miiagarro]

i wish there was a more intense way to express my emotions than crying. i want to burst into flames

[Hereward the Woke @BamaExpat]

🚩Red flags in a woman’s apartment:

- carpets stained
- bathtub dirty
-tapestries threadbare
- family escutcheon needs polish
- peasants tell superstitious tales & avoid the place
- servant girls keep going missing
-noises in the walls
- what is that in the bathtub oh God oh G

[miia @miiagarro]

you need a lot of inner peace to avoid being rage baited by your mom

[𝔴𝔲𝔩𝔣𝔰𝔟𝔞𝔫𝔢 ⫘⫘⫘ ⟢ @faerylfangs]

Me playing any open world game

[Sugar Bush @sugarandvice]

@pattonpending_ @Jonas_Ceika he's not gonna fuck you, Shelby

[monstera☭ @lphafemale]

andere spiele: du bist ein veteran im nahkampf, zielsicherer schütze und ausgebildeter assassine

fromsoftware: du bist der letzte hurensohn aus der leichengrube, hier ist ein kaputtes schwert

[Bull @bullincrisis]

The calf I was thought the field was endless, now I know every fence by heart.

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

Every day is a wonderful new opportunity to sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up bitch.

[👩‍💻 @weirdassfishes]

My problem is I always want a sparkling lavender lemonade or some bullshit

[brent @murrman5]

me: if I wished that I would look good in hats would my head change shape or would the hats?
genie: what do you want to happen?