I just found out about the press conference at Four Seasons Total Landscaping... is this an episode of It’s Always Sunny? And is Rudy Giuliani just Frank in disguise?
Let me just say this to all Trumpers and various idiots of all shapes and sizes: If we were gonna rig this election, you can bet your dumb ass we would not have left Mitch goddamn McConnell in office.
Listening to relaxing compilations of Zelda music on YouTube is hands down the best way to get work done. Gerudo Valley + working on Photoshop= *chefs kiss*
I always get throbbing, ear-aching, sometimes nauseating headaches before rain hits. Who needs meteorologists! It’s a horrible superpower, 10/10 don’t recommend
Staying away from most people for 6 months was not the difficult part of 2020 for me, it was the hardest when I realized that I had to give up coffee for health reasons. I miss u coffee, more than you know 🥺☕️😭
After 4 months of social distancing I feel like Jack in The Shining could have kept it together a little better. He had THREE people to talk to and a HUGE HOUSE with LOTS OF GHOST FRIENDS.
If I say “Black Lives Matter” and your response is “All Lives Matter” I find that very frustrating. It’s like if I asked “what’s 2+2” and you said “it isn’t 3” you’re not wrong but, that isn’t a solution to the problem.
All I can think about today are my cantaloupe crocs that are arriving next Wednesday. It’s a new fashion choice for me since I haven’t worn real shoes in forever.