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[supriya @supsharm]

Thanks @Uber for letting me know at 515am on the day of that my ride to the airport which I scheduled over 3 days in advance just never arrived.

What’s the point of scheduling a ride when there’s no guarantee you’ll get one?

[zzz @teezpme]

damn nigga how much day light is yall tryna save

[cold 🥑 @coldhealing]

My mom was telling me I really need to book my flights for Thanksgiving before it's too late but I procrastinated for a week and the price went down $150 dollars

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

Turkey flight?

[supriya @supsharm]

@Sephora VIB sale be like

[supriya @supsharm]

@Sephora VIB sale be like

[supriya @supsharm]

Hey @Delta having my snowboard sent to me a day later is one thing. What is this? And how is this an acceptable form of returning a passenger’s luggage?

[tia @dontfacetimeme]

nigga sent me a fucking hot dog machine for Christmas he gon forever piss me off

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

bro really got cooked for just saying hello😭

[steph @steph_mcca]

banks email like "Ummmmm we have a MESSAGE for you. In your INBOX" and then the message is like "Hello we are your bank"

[no context curb your enthusiasm @ProManimalUnity]

kanye:

[pj @pjayevans]

Venmo is my favorite social media site. I love to see my boy Derek charge his wife for martinis

[H̀͠T̶TP ́̕L̨͡o̡͠v̕ec̢̀͜ra̛͞f̕ť @HTTP_Lovecraft]

Just like the prophecy foretold

[folake aina @f0lake]

okay im bored let me rate your dog… keep in mind if hes ugly imma speak up about it 🧐 send me a picture NOW!

[Lukas Battle @lukasbattle]

I wish I had a more hat compatible head but god had other plans