Waldo Lydecker

Writer. Los Angeles and Washington, DC. Retweets are legally binding contracts.

[Waldo Lydecker @SuspiciousHamst]

@bigbootyderek Once my mom called home to let me know our gray cat had been hit by a car. Luckily she saw it happen and rushed him to the vet. It was pretty bad, but after hours of operating, they thought he was going to pull through. Hours? That was weird, I thought, since... (1/2)

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@Mediaite That should go over just fine

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@AdamKinzinger Nothing says manly more than substandard makeup blending

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@3YearLetterman They're just jealous of his marital success

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@morttoupes @3YearLetterman @WeaselHandyMan @kegsforsale @JeffreyToobin @Zoom Mork, Mork, Mark...

[Scott Stedman @ScottMStedman]

This story gets more insane by the day. The CIA officer who stole the gold bars created a fake Special Access Program and coerced a colleague to siphon millions of dollars from a fraudulent government contract into it. https://t.co/0297dkO1bo

[Waldo Lydecker @SuspiciousHamst]

@AdamKinzinger You know they dressed him in that tie to try to keep him awake when his head bobs forward

[Waldo Lydecker @SuspiciousHamst]

@thedailybeast NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

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[Waldo Lydecker @SuspiciousHamst]

@KevinLiao_ Can you explain how spiking engagement = undisclosed influence operation? As the Swalwell story broke, speculation was rampant on who would benefit, and Becerra's name came up a lot. Doesn't seem surprising that he'd get a noticeable boost, esp if engagement was previously low.

[Waldo Lydecker @SuspiciousHamst]

@OurShallowState Hear me out

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@Phil_Lewis_ These kids could save the day

[Scott Stedman @ScottMStedman]

The people claiming to fight government “weaponization” attacked an independent journalist, leaked his private emails, and tried to smear him as an FBI-paid shill to target “conservatives.”

I know because I’m that journalist. So I’m filing a claim for $2.7 million with the DOJ.

[Waldo Lydecker @SuspiciousHamst]

@cd_hooks

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@JohnJHarwood It went the way of the lambs

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@BradWCAttorney Was hoping to see a parent quickly covering their child's eyes

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@SethAbramson Why are you such a hater when it's crystal clear the U.S. believes that Iran is potentially amenable to a broad framework of a template of a deal concept in theory in my opinion. Ish.

[Waldo Lydecker @SuspiciousHamst]

@JenniferJJacobs "Broad template for a draft deal" is orders of magnitude more vague than "concept of a health care plan"

[Selina Wang @selinawangtv]

I was in the middle of taping on my iPhone for a social video from the White House North Lawn when we heard the shots. It sounded like dozens of gunshots. We were told to sprint to the press briefing room where we are holding now.

[Waldo Lydecker @SuspiciousHamst]

@3YearLetterman But no speed dial? Sucker...