Swervify

Developer • $ETH maxi • $SOL mini

*Not Financial Advice*

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bottom or i’m straight

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@blknoiz06 here we go again

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i’ll say it codex is better than opus for getting shit done

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@jacksettleman @TimmyKal12 literally thought my tv kept freezing

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@aaronnarraph @nickshirleyy @WCCO hey moron! they said they are open from 2pm-10pm so how is there footage of someone entering at 9am?

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So it opens at 2pm, but cbs used footage at 9am? who’s lying lol

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

🚨🇺🇸 AH YES, THE EXTREMELY RARE "2PM-10PM ONLY" DAYCARE MODEL

So Nick Shirley shows up, finds no kids, and the explanation is "we operate exclusively during evening hours."

Interesting. Let's check the data.

Only 8-10% of daycares in America offer ANY care after 6pm.

Only 2% operate past 7pm.

And daycares that run ONLY from 2pm-10pm?

So rare there's literally no recorded data because almost none exist.

But sure, this Minnesota daycare just happens to be one of the unicorns.

What a coincidence.

The same state where hundreds of millions in childcare fraud occurred has a daycare with zero kids during business hours running a shift pattern that essentially doesn't exist in the industry.

Totally normal. Nothing to see here.

Source: @bennyjohnson @nickshirleyy / Bipartisan Policy Center, the Urban Institute

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@BitQua the mcrib signal went off ⬆️

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fuck you @coinbase wouldn’t let my buy go through on those lows!! had to settle

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crypto on suicide watch

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@TylerDurden @OndoFinance

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@huntersolaire_ Pokémon is for sure gonna be cool with this one and not copyright it

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Good luck

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this $puppy will be a trend

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$ETH ath tomorrow fuck it

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@dcinvestor that was best cheapies ever wish i had more

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rekt noob

[Ansem @blknoiz06]

ethereum will never trade above four thousand dollars as long as i live on the planet earth

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@AltcoinSherpa rocket ship soon

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continue to run up now fuck it

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fuck it $eth to 4k today

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just like that

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$SOL’s time to do the dance to 200