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ultimate life goal is to own a duck and name him clarence.

[OWAW Vol III OUT NOW 📖✏️! @TimHickson1]

Twitter needs to get this into their thick little heads: being a good critic is not the same thing as competing to find as many flaws as possible

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@amber_mansell_ It’s a sign. Cat time bb 😻

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Shout out to the lad stood behind us at Reading fest who was watching Imagine Dragons, while completely convinced that they were Coldplay

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Ok I’m already stressed

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

EXCUSE ME HI I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY 🙋‍♀️ I can’t wait to see so many of you on The Eras Tour next year at these new international dates! Visit https://t.co/EYBevxhQzH for more information on your registrations, pre-sales and on-sales!!

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@TicketmasterCS hi - can you please DM me. I have a complaint about some tickets I’ve received from yourselves. Thank you :)

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@amber_mansell_ Toothpaste! Smoother it overnight and it should start to heal

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@IAmGroot394 Ahhhh! Enjoy! I picked up my little boy three weeks ago and he’s just the best. Excited for you!!

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@NoContextBrits A business meeting @mileszawa

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@KayleighJoR @enchantedtowers Happy birthday! This happened. He dropped the first one and lost half the bottle, that’s why it turned into two 😂

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@mileszawa @PishyKaka @victoriarty @VideoAndVinyl @ceryshn Unnecessary Qs(ueueuee)

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@abs2051 In my head he is 😂

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@mileszawa Jenny is a legend!! Big up Jenny 🤩🤩

[@sor.dog on bsky @YaiSor]

DID CNN JUST DO THAT

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@mileszawa Ohhh - there’s always next time! Not to worry ☺️

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@mileszawa How it went??

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@mileszawa It is always an absolute blast and it’s SO nice to have something to look forward to every week. Thank you and appreciate you!!

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@mileszawa Yesssss!!! SOOOOO happy for you!! 🤩🤩🤩🤩

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Proud to flaunt the glorious, ‘Crap Bag Eggs’. Dream team! @mileszawa @ceryshn @victoriarty @VideoAndVinyl @PishyKaka

[Sam Comerford @RRollplaying]

Does your #DnD party have a cool name/title? What is it?

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@RRollplaying I regularly share your OC with my group on discord, it always gives us a good laugh (and a few fun ideas to incorporate). We really enjoy your content! You’re so funny and your tweets always give the most wholesome vibes ☺️

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@GguildRp @mileszawa 5th level spell capable wasp staff to your neutral evil party member at level 1 😂