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cause of death choked on werthers while attempting to drive, sing along to dido & store the candy in my cheek like a fkn hamster

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tgtgigi. new age mom summer

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i’m newly single for the first time in 7+ yrs (and my cat is dying) and in a MESSY ERA which I guess means time to start tweeting again for the first time in like 2 years?

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@kathbarbadoro we literally called it “favorite soup” in my house growing up (it’s my favorite soup). one time like 5 years ago I mistakenly thought it had been discontinued and was inconsolable. I keep at least a bag on deck at all times. anyway this tweet hits HOME

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@comicsanstorm i have quite literally said this exact sentence before

[Sophie Ross Brooks @sophrossbrooks]

My fall plans / the delta variant

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@katie_prout I really like Deeba Beaty Salon on Devon! Been going there since high school! And I’m severely overdue/plan on going soon (and I have a car!) if you’re interested in joining!

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never forget in like 2008 when i had a huge crush on dev patel and wrote a ~tribute song~ to him called “dear dev” that i uploaded to yt but then ended up taking down bc some dumb boys from my school found it and were mean. to say it was ahead of its time is obv an understatement

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

I wrote about a TRAGEDY https://t.co/O4ZbNONxsz

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can’t even express how excited this makes me!!!!

[ツ @emilymester]

meet my book! it’s abt hoarder relatives, beauty gurus, fat camp, why millionaires love the Cheesecake Factory, selling plasma, Yelp reviews, meatpacking plants, and the Pacific Ocean garbage patch ❤️‍🔥

big thanks @clare and @sitting_quietly @wwnorton for believing in my bulk opus

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@DJSleepySpice love you so much beautiful

[ツ @emilymester]

never stop thinkin abt this

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@SaraQDavid chewing gum while walking down the stairs (lost my footing and chomped down hard/cracked my tooth on another tooth)

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rip to a real one lol. no phone at the moment bc too poor for new one so.... hmm... email me i guess?

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u can pry my iphone SE from my cold, dead, very small hands

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this is so deeply disgusting

[The Empire Files @EmpireFiles]

Watch @AbbyMartin interview Israelis in West Jerusalem.

It's not just ultra-religious, extremist settlers who use the language of genocide against Palestinians.

[Full video: https://t.co/1iAzEWzB2g]

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my fave dish ever. the thicker the noods the better

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trying to be a more grateful person. for example today im thankful for the fact that i don’t have a twin who is slightly prettier than me

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@DJSleepySpice omg can i see it 😏

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spent over fifty dollars buying insect larvae today. which is fine. ctrl + shift + c motherlode etc

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who brought them into the house?!?! a few suspects:

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99% sure i’ve got a thrips infestation and 100% sure it’s what will finally push me over the FUCKING edge hahaAHAH

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😫😔😪🤒 my babies