Tom

#INFOSEC
#WESTEND #THEATRE

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Hot countries: “Freezers in our supermarkets? Yes of course we have them. Where else would we keep frozen food? Yes, they work just fine.”

Britain when it’s hot: “Nah all our supermarket freezers break down when it’s above 25°C outside for some reason. And when one breaks we just draw a curtain over it like it’s a dead horse. It’s not a great system, but what can you do?”

[Jacob D. Oui-Aff-Aye 🇳🇬🇨🇻 💚 @JJWiafe]

The UK going from Keir Starmer to Andy Burnham

[Craig Bratt @craigybratt]

Is anyone able to explain how on earth old Morrisons shopping bags have made it all the way to Kyrgyzstan?

Almost every stall holder in Bishkek Bazaar had them…?

Wild 🤯

[Tom @TactfulTom]

@narindertweets this new twet feels like you're doubling down on a lie to save face.
your phone wasnt actually nicked was it

[Danny Wallace @dannywallace]

It’s about time we started thinking about who should be prime minister after Andy Burnham

[Summerisle @LairdSummerisle]

BREAKING: Keir Starmer to announce that he has lost confidence in the British people and that we will be replaced.

[Callum Lyon @CallumLyon]

Why is 30 degrees abroad the best thing ever and feels amazing but 30 degrees in the UK feels like you're getting cooked in a fucking air fryer.

[Tom @TactfulTom]

@Councillorsuzie @BritishGas Hey @Councillorsuzie do you remmember when that nutjob Susan Hall pretended her wallet had been pick pocketed on the tube and it turned out the deluded crazy harpie had made the entire story up?! :D 😂🤣

[Tom @TactfulTom]

@vitt2tsnoc Corononvirus was a psyop anyway 🤣

[Tom @TactfulTom]

@narindertweets are you CERTAIN you didnt just drop your phone in the store? how can u be so unaware of your surroundings that a thief can put their hand in the front of your BAG that is on your shoulder?

[LB @Scousebird]

Dear parents of 16 year old teens who just finished their GCSES.

They will never have another summer to do bugger all in their lives.
Let them sleep.

[Joseph Wells @JosephW56436640]

Don't believe everything you read on right-wing medias, in papers and more. The shirt Hannah Spencer wore at PMQ's is a 15 year old charity shop find, not a £2,000 Gucci purchase like many would want you to believe! 🤥

Why would people spread misinformation about Hannah? Hmm?

[Tom @TactfulTom]

@TLRailUK @TfL hi Thames link, whereabouts on your page? And was anything done to fix it ?

[Tom @TactfulTom]

@TfL @TLRailUK I got double charged 2 incomplete journeys cos I tapped in yesterday @ 7am to go north from Ravensbourne but after 3 trains in succession were cancelled I decided to abandon and go home @ 8am so tapped out. How do I get both refunded as I didnt use the train?

[Tom @TactfulTom]

@tekbog imagine believeing in case or switch these days its just endless if else loops forever all the wayyyy downnn xD

[Crewkerne Gazette @CrewkerneGaz]

As our odyssey into Scottish politics continues, Nicola Sturgeon joins forces with the Big Yin in a last-ditch attempt to save the man in her life, Peter Murrell.

But their search leads them to John Swinney, Scotland’s very own answer to Nosferatu.

{satire}

[Tom @TactfulTom]

Does Lee Dixon actually enjoy football or nah #ENGNZL

[Tom @TactfulTom]

@TLRailUK @TfL Thanks, do you know what was the cause for the trains to be cancelled from Ravensbourne going north yesterday morning?

[Tom @TactfulTom]

@TLRailUK @TfL contactless