@epistemophagy conveniently, it is exactly 6 months since I last posted on twitter, so I am celebrating this momentous anniversary by breaking twitter silence to say hi! 🙋That is all!
[skulks back once more to twitter silence cave]
It's been fun, and the quality of Elon-dunking has been amazing, but fuck this shit tbqh.
If anyone wants me, I'm talopine on most places. Try aus social first.
For my sins I’ve been on the internet a long time, but I can not remember seeing a forum—of any size—where the mod’s mother was posting about how his bad decisions are actually good.
We recognize that many of our planets are active in the Rebel Alliance. However, we will no longer allow free promotion of certain political affiliations in the Empire.
Alderaan has been found to be in breach of the Imperial Terms of Service.
no URLs. no usernames without the URL. no bypassing restrictions on URLs (like writing example dot com). no posting images with usernames in them.
free speech!
I don’t know who is in a position to do this but someone has to break it to the Tesla investors that Elon *is the product,* the valuation is completely etherware, and so if Elon has lost interest in Tesla/is going to be indicted for consumer/securities fraud, that’s the ballgame.
hard to believe there was once a time where they’d send a big yellow book to everyone’s house listing yours and everyone else’s assassination coordinates
pundits: we're just asking questions
scientists, researchers, experts, folks with lived experience: yes, other people have asked and we have the answ--
pundits: did we stutter? we're *just* asking questions, we don't care about responses
@upulie I didn't really have much of an opinion about him until he was rude to you, and that was quite enough to solidify him in my mind as a fucking arsehole.
Elon is a whiny little asshole who bought this platform so he could treat his critics like he’s been treating his employees - doesn’t seem much more complicated than that.
@slandermepls One time I was in Canberra and a car stopped for me at a crossing before I'd even got to the kerb - all my Sydneysider instincts were screaming at me that this was all a trick and they were going to suddenly accelerate to hit me 🤣😂