Tara LePage

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[jake @wormpuller]

Being bald on easter is so crazy like damn I'm the eggs

[georgie @georgsoup]

bringing my monkeys to someone else’s circus because they need enrichment

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

He Killing Me With His Mind

[katie @anaphylactica]

brought a knife to a gun fight again 😭 fuuuckkk

[teddy @luncheoninfur]

zookeeper roommate texts asking if it’s ok for her to bring the massive seal by the apartment for a few hours. he smells like fish and is a slob so i say try to say no big seal but my phone autocorrects to no big deal. don’t notice until it’s too late. the fucking seal is coming.

[ً jannah @latenightkyoto]

and that’s how we got this masterpiece

[Joseph Fox @JosephF62710202]

Lunch time.

[sean @DilettanteryPod]

I said I was down for any number of *trials* bro. This is clearly a fucking tribulation.

[Senator Thom Tillis @SenThomTillis]

Come and take it, Chuck.

[🦍🦍 @UCntTeachHunger]

Y’all worried bout da chiefs and da bills. But are ya bills paid? Chief?

[Natasha ❀ @ndelriego]

This thread will be dedicated to the victims of the mass shooting in Maine.

Tricia Asselin, 53, worked part-time at Just-In-Time Recreation, a bowling alley. Although it was her day off, she was there bowling with her younger sister. She is remembered as being kind and generous.

[microwave @slowlittleguy]

there’s not enough enrichment in my enclosure and pretty soon I’ll need to act out

[Paige @PeachCoffin]

The fact that we know chameleons exist means they are worthless idiot failures

[Маделейн . @normalmadeline]

I literally need to get my ducks in a row like the fact that all my ducks are just non-linearly spread out is so humiliating

[hi ✋😳 @singingflesh]

Getting an adderall prescription so I can interrupt women faster and talk over them louder

[Isabel Steckel @IsabelSteckel]

“cant complain” congrats i can

[Calamity Lily @Ebcjpg1]

the hottest thing a man can be is a little afraid of me