taryn brown

she’s a dove she’s a fucking nightmare

[taryn brown @taryn__anne]

Unpopular opinion: every single one that I have.

[taryn brown @taryn__anne]

It’s ironic that I drink to make my insides stop hurting

[taryn brown @taryn__anne]

As a girlie who measures her life by the summers - I absolutely am drowning in summertime sadness with Folklore long pond studio sessions on repeat

[taryn brown @taryn__anne]

I would legitimately live in a sewer if it meant I could keep my dad. I’d give him every one of my nine lives if had them to give.

[taryn brown @taryn__anne]

Your integrity makes me seem small. You paint dreamscapes on the wall, I talk shit with my friends. It’s like I'm wasting your honor 🤍

[taryn brown @taryn__anne]

Genuinely you are the thorn in my side

[Odell Beckham Jr @obj]

Aiteee mfkeerr dis the deal 😭😭😭😭

[taryn brown @taryn__anne]

First time ever in the Dominican Republic and it’s cool & all but for some reason if you’re an aim baby you’d remember “steveinthedr” and it’s all I can think about @420smooth 🤍

[taryn brown @taryn__anne]

@BuschBeer #Sweepstakes

[Tim Cain @TeeEffinC]

NFL Honors drinking game:

Step 1: take a shot every time you hear “first and foremost I just wanna thank god”

Step 2: call out of work tomorrow

#NFLHonors2023

[taryn brown @taryn__anne]

@BuschBeer #MountainOfBusch #Sweepstakes

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

**49ers take a breath**

The refs:

[New York Giants @Giants]

sko𝑳

[taryn brown @taryn__anne]

@WWWYFest Cancel our dinner with max & coraline.. feed jacky’s gerbil & try to stay clean well talk it over after I’ve had some timeeeee to sort it outtt

[taryn brown @taryn__anne]

Giants starting their 3rd string qb is so fucking dumb. Nobody wants to end the season on a blowout loss to Philly.

[taryn brown @taryn__anne]

I’m so over the chiefs

[taryn brown @taryn__anne]

pov time marches on by tracy Lawrence as you’re way too many tequila shots & margaritas in with your step mom

[Codename Dutchess @Jimmy_Stick]

The whole state of New Jersey is desperate for new housing and builders keep making 55 and older communities. Just another way the Boomers keep fucking us.

[taryn brown @taryn__anne]

nye is pure magic.

[taryn brown @taryn__anne]

One minute you’re flying down 80 from happy hour blasting old school blink with the sun in your eyes and no cares and the next your stabbing ice with a straw at a table of friends wondering what went wrong

[taryn brown @taryn__anne]

I CANT WAIT 🥲🥲🥲