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[songs that go hard @songsgohard]

8 years ago, today…

gunna - top off (COLORS performance)

[Mike Tomlin @CoachTomlin]

Tonight.

8 p.m.

My Minecraft City.

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[Sammycrypt🇦🇷🀄️👨‍💻 @samiez_0x]

@DailyLoud Okayyy maybe the pressure got to his head but why didn’t he give him the ball

[Yeah @Yeah__Penguin]

My chicken tender kind of looks like a fish haha. Just something silly to spice up my shitty life

[seraph🪲🍓 @seraphisonfire]

hehe and haha

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

I work at Apple and every night they strap me into a booth and let me pick 1,000 people’s alarm clocks to silence. They strap me in and I strain to reach the buttons with my tongue. Thrash against the straps like a muscle of fishmeat. Blister my tongue against the hot buttons.

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

I went to a wedding on Saturday where I was forced to dance for hours. The happy couple told me that if I left the dance floor they’d terminate the friendship. That’s inhumane, I replied. Stupid freak go shake something, they countered. I destroyed myself for love. Unrelated

[𝕳𝖔𝖔𝖕 𝕵𝖔𝖍𝖓. 𝕭 @Hoop_JohnB]

my favorite post genre btw

[bert @airpippens]

letting him have a beer #friyay #whatthehell #sure

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

A new messenger app sends texts by virtual pigeon and can take days just to send one

There's also a chance dies it along the way and the message never makes it

[Thomas White @len0killer]

If I was a military commander we would be taking heavy casualties at all times, often for little or no gain. Lots of injuries as well

[Tervis Scoot @tervisscoot]

Son 😭

[Coors Bankroll @dweebstomper]

smoked weed while the sun is still out

[GIO @Iuhwalk]

they done made this shit a trend 😂

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In America I ordered a milkshake and the young man turned it upside down over my head.

I did not move. A samurai does not flinch, even when the ice cream is above him and gravity is the law.

Nothing fell.

The cup hung there, upside down, defying the sky, and the boy held it over me with the calm of a man who has done this ten thousand times and buried his fear long ago.

This is the Blizzard. This is Dairy Queen.

If it falls, they told me, you get it free.

I understood at once. This was not dessert. This was an ordeal.

The boy was not showing off. He was swearing an oath, with his own arm, that he had made the thing thick enough to hang against the earth, and he was betting the price of it on his honor.

The flip is not a trick.

It is a vow.

In my land a smith proved his blade by cutting.

Here a boy of seventeen proves his by turning it over a stranger's head and looking him in the eye while the whole line waits to see if he lied.

He did not lie.

He set it upright, handed it to me, and said "there you go, man," then turned to the next customer as if he had not just gambled his good name across a counter.

I tipped him everything in my pocket.

He tried to give it back. He said it was just a Blizzard.

I told him it was not just a Blizzard.

I could not explain the rest in English, and there was a line, and he was busy.

So I bowed instead.

He said, "You too, man."

That answered nothing I had said.

It answered everything I had felt.

[M*chael R*berts @michaelsroberts]

diarrhea parasite, heat wave, wildfires …and a new Gracie Abrams album. god help us.

[: @sn0oozey]

Hey guys I’m new here and my favorite high testosterone activities are Campfires and Full Body Sun. How about you? I’m really excited to get to know and play with you guys. I hope we can all be good friends 😇

[MaceAhWindu @MaceAhWindu]

Corlys ain’t have to say that shit that loud though lol