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[Know Your Meme @knowyourmeme]

On this day 12 years ago, Twitter user 'LuckyLuciano17k' posted a photograph of himself with the caption "You know I had to do it to em".

[New Jersey @NJGov]

why not

[Kurt Angle @RealKurtAngle]

I heard there is a poll going on between “Thanos” and I on who would win in a singles match……“Thanos” obtained 6 stupid little infinity stones…..but I won a Gold Medal with a broken freakin neck, how many Gold Medals has Thanos won? ZERO! Hit my music 3 times and it’s game on. YEAH!!!!!!!!

[Fred Figglehorn @mirbartierr]

When shorty ask u “What did u eat today?” And u gotta lie cuz u ate
12 icecream sandwiches

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

kids don’t understand how serious this shit used to get

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

birthdays just don’t feel the same without the free flow of maritime trade through the Strait of Hormuz

[Elsie @Meelsie143]

if you wrote this into a script they’d call you a hack

[Andy Ryan @ItsAndyRyan]

Nick Drake is one of my favourite people named after a type of bird theft. Others include Russell Crowe, Rob Fowler, Peregrin Took and Jack Sparrow.

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

SpongeBob is really patient with Patrick I’m glad Patrick has a friend like that in his life

[Neet @neet_sol]

job market so bad I’m waiting for a bench at the gym at 11am

[me irl @me_when_irl]

How it feels when a t-shirt you wear outside gets relegated to a t-shirt you wear at home after a legendary run

[schizzy ☆ @crybabybuick]

White people be like hey play tongue tied by grouplove

[lacy is a love song 🧚🏽‍♀️ @sof38639124]

i don’t understand how doctors can work in new york with that big apple.

[Girl Fieri 𒉭 @Strawhatmary]

Kike posting this is hilarious lol

[greg @greg16676935420]

Three years ago Will Smith was cancelled for slapping someone at the Oscars and now he just hit the game winning home run in the World Series

What a comeback story

[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

me reading captain underpants

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

this will never not be funny