Teal Baker

Happy, thriving, hydrated, and in my lane | I secretly love suburban chain restaurants

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I’m just a girl looking for a DC mayor capable of running a govt that doesn’t close @311DCgov @DCDPW tix in 2 business hours saying they didn’t see anything (filed via web bc ofc the 311 app is broken)

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@KaitlynMcGrath Congrats!! What a blessing.

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Nothing like trying to report a clearly impaired driver to @OUC_DC and then get a call back 20 minutes later to ask if I still need help. If you were harmed by a gray Acura MDX with no plates this afternoon, I tried my best 🤷‍♀️ @STATter911

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@51stnews Suspending paid medical leave. It’s such bad stewardship of an important program. Companies make decisions about their benefits based on these programs. Why did they expand the program a few years ago if it wasn’t stable?

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@tomsherwood @wcp This is a common tactic to avoid running afoul of independent expenditure campaign coordination rules. If it’s “public,” it’s not coordination and therefore legal.

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@cat_clark @JudgeDillard @DietCoke_Esq My proofreading trick is using "Read Aloud" function in Word. It's amazing how it slows your brain down from skipping ahead.

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@littledimple01 @TvkeOfff Honor it, amplify it, create special moments to share together

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@michaelschaffer Congrats Michael!

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@PWolfson6 @mattyglesias @DCDPW I remember it took a week in the 2016 storm!

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@jules_su You probably saw this but I plan to add this into my plans. https://t.co/br5y7Kpffn

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@anactualwalnut I'll add - hire movers to pack you. Some of the best money I've ever spent! Spend the time instead on decluttering and donations.

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@pratyushbuddiga @CartoonsHateHer One thing I've noticed is friends who have kids decide for me as single/child-free that I don't want to be involved in the normal rhythms of their family life. I'd love to sit on the sidelines of a game or join them on an outing, or whatever. But nobody asks.

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@luinalaska Some fucking doc in an urgent care dismissed my mother's obvious stroke and sent her home. I called 911 when she couldn't speak to me coherently. Luckily she's recovered.

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@Brittbabi It's so gross! My bathroom walls "bled" nicotine for months after I moved in after a shower (and treated and repainted).

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@_mattwelter None of that actually brings you meaning or purpose. If you're honest, what does "success" look like FOR YOU? How do you want to FEEL?

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@g8ge @capitalweather the only good part about an early AM flight!

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@cremieuxrecueil This was prediction by insurance CEO 10 years ago - self-driving wouldn't be allowed in the future because of the risk and associated costs.

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@eat_dc This is all so funny. Protein in a 600 calorie drink with 50 grams of sugar. Make it make sense!

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@SievaKozinsky Congrats! It’s a special property.

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@MrMake1tHappen Can't wait to send some of our company team on June 3!