the khan artist

[𝓚𝓻𝓲𝓼 ✦ @Kristosavage2]

when i say gang shit i mean:
drinking water
smoking weed
petting animals
uplifting the homies

[That Hurts @That_Hurts]

-Flashes the ball to the defense to let them know he still has it.
-1 yard gain
-Glazed on social media for it

Pretty much sums up Joe Burrows tenure

[Lance Corporate @lance_corporate]

Guy in front of me on the plane yesterday, probably 6'5", 280, meathead, covered in tats. Four-hour flight. Scrolling through the seatback TV, he finally picks Sandlot. Watches the entire thing, doesn't smile or look away once.

The credits roll, The End.

Bro presses "Play Again." Watches Sandlot again. The Jet steals home (for the second time) right as the seatbelt sign goes off at the arrival gate. No phone, no e-mail, no music. Just back-to-back Sandlots from ATL to Boise.

Unbelievable energy.

[the khan artist @teamkhanathon]

@UnderdogNFL @ZBerm Some really ground breaking shit here thanks for sharing.

[𝖐𝖚𝖘𝖍𝖇𝟔𝖗𝖇𝖎𝖊❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

geeked off what once was

[the khan artist @teamkhanathon]

@BreakfastCarrot The 2026 Steelers season was a shitshow, but it’s still funny that we swept the Ravens lol.

[the khan artist @teamkhanathon]

Hats got waaaayyy more popular. Nobody talks about it, but there didn’t used to be this many hats. Now everybody’s got one and we all pretend it’s always been like this.

[the khan artist @teamkhanathon]

This morning I manifest a backyard saltwater pool into my life. Not today but someday. I’ll grill back there with my homies and do trick shots on the pool hoop.

[Jon Gruden @BarstoolGruden]

Thinking about football.

[Underdog NFL @UnderdogNFL]

Schefter: Group led by 49ers limited partner Vinod Khosla agrees to purchase Seahawks for $9.6B.

[the khan artist @teamkhanathon]

@Steelers_DB This sucks. Arrogantly posting clips with no context

[Prep Propaganda 👔 @prep_propaganda]

Need a Patek ellipse with some birds on it

[the khan artist @teamkhanathon]

@GlitchBurgh It was 8:57 AM and you were angry enough to tweet this. Who’s really the one with a problem lol

[Conor Sheeran @conor__sheeran]

“The closest comparison I can think of is Peter Jackson’s Lord of the Rings trilogy”

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

Johnny Sack paid them to climb up there and set the record straight

[Kameron “KY” Yung , DDS @DaveFreese6]

A guy at the pro shop today said that his “swamp ass is so bad he was hydroplaning on the toilet seat”. Never heard that one before. May be adding it to the bag.

[Jacob Coffman @JakeC0ffman]

I don't think people realize how revolutionary home robotics will be for modern life.

My wife and I talk about this constantly. We want to go on a walk with our daughter after work but one of us needs to cook dinner so we rotate.

We put the baby down for the evening but have a house to clean so one of us showers while the other cleans the house and the kitchen.

Someday this work will be done by a robot - the hours that we have lost over the years will come back to us because of companies like @weaverobotics

[Jeff Wells @mlb_trades]

Ja in STL would go crazy