Seasonal Affective FG%

there was a budweiser tallboy in my glovebox once and I had to talk to god and apologize // UofA | Nuggets | Broncos //

[Seasonal Affective FG% @tecate_6ft9]

@CantEverDie

[Alex @Conswaylos]

the things i wish to say right now are inappropriate and would reflect poorly on me as an individual in the future, but please do your best to imagine what they would be

[Seasonal Affective FG% @tecate_6ft9]

@SleeperNuggets Davis Clarke with a broken jumper

[Jake Shapiro @Shapalicious]

No thx

[Seasonal Affective FG% @tecate_6ft9]

Vibe guy without positive burn on a physically weak team is a rough spot to be in

[Josh Stecklein🍏 @JmoneysteckNFL]

Crazy there’s actual people crying that we cut JV lol

[diamond 🔜 DREAMCON @diamonddsssssss]

That’s Ed Wuncler the third

[Just1Conservative @Just1Conserv]

Having his corpse used as a procedural barrier is, like, probably for real what Mitch would have wanted. Great composers never die, they simply become music.

[gracie k @hotgaylgrace]

when this kid goes to college and says to his first group of friends “yeah you guys remember when you’d get sick and your parents would make you lay out in the fucking driveway”

[Seasonal Affective FG% @tecate_6ft9]

@growing_daniel One last doomscroll at terminal velocity

[Jacob @JacobBarzilla]

At the end of the day nobody on Belgium blocking Will Anderson Jr.

[Seasonal Affective FG% @tecate_6ft9]

I think a rule of being a retired athlete or coach is that you cannot date/mary anyone born after you were already washed, that’s a different species of human entirely evolution is fast

[My Mixtapez @mymixtapez]

Former NBA star Scottie Pippen and his new 23-year-old girlfriend are going viral after making a public appearance together. 👀

[Seasonal Affective FG% @tecate_6ft9]

@wasianterror Just reclaim it?? What if there’s a fire or other emergency

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

RIP CUM 🫡

[Seasonal Affective FG% @tecate_6ft9]

Everyone’s too busy having a race war in the comments to acknowledge the pun

[julia 🇳🇴 @eathedocument]

at the end of the day we get to continue being mexican and they still have to be english. we will always emerge as the victors.

[LukeCB14 @LukeCB14]

Another victim of Warlock jump

[Komẹ @KahunaKome]

How they’re gonna find Mexicans in the hotel walls

[Seasonal Affective FG% @tecate_6ft9]

Flat “that’s a good point” after the previous comment is fucking WILD

[Kyle Ingram @SnapshotKyle]

Lavar Ball claims LaMelo & the Timberwolves will win the championship this year

Fan: “How will these two personalities gonna mesh to lead them to the Finals?”

Lavar: “From my growing experience, Melo always meshes with a dark-skinned brother…” 😅

(via @HoHighlights)

[Ty Lawson @TyLawson3]

@nuggetsfan4ever No Jamal slander!!!!

[Seasonal Affective FG% @tecate_6ft9]

Came back to this and they got guys pressing on their own prostates like That’s Just What We Do Now… to get the dribbles out bro just do kegels or see a doctor don’t be 62 and horrified because it’s the first time you’ve revisited the dick situation don’t let it be like this

[Crusader Fren @NoticerCat18155]

Being a man in your early 30's means an inexcusable amount of piss just lands in your boxers after taking a leak