❄️Frozemary Evergreen❄️

frozen herb | glitter maggot | lukewarm h8erade | nevergreen | creche bois 4ever

[❄️Frozemary Evergreen❄️ @terrubanx]

🍋‍🟩 a setting changes to bold text and now everything here is so emphatic 🍋‍🟩

[❄️Frozemary Evergreen❄️ @terrubanx]

rise and slime

[Sam Fishell @SamFishell]

i am doing the opposite of a cleanse. i am doing the clog

[worm adderall @___maryboy]

This Levi's jacket was made for undercover cops to wear to pride

[GoliathFan1952 @ByYourLogic]

the male equivalent of planning what your wedding will be like one day is imagining a mass shooting or terrorist attack that you single handedly stop

[Jessie @jessiejensen]

I always forget that Chad is short for Nebuchadnezzar.

[The Mossad: Satirical and Awesome @TheMossadIL]

We have reason to believe a Zionist may be behind this post.

[lana del slay @lanadelslayee]

the only time i've been able to pull off making good money on chaturbate dot com was when i literally fell asleep and woke up to a bunch of tips from ppl watching me sleep.

creepy but backs up my belief that women should get paid for simply existing.

[Thinkwert @Thinkwert]

Are you a yacht-island or island-yacht kind of person?

[✨V✨ @coolauntV]

sleeping with a military guy and then telling him he can’t stay over because of the 3rd amendment

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

pumpkin spice gator

[👑Red Dirt Duke👑 @Duke_Lucas_]

Since Joe Biden revoked my black card, I've developed a desire for many different cheeses.