Texas Tea

Family Man. Investor.$EFT, BBQ Lover.

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Plan B it is. Fuck this crypto shit

[Tobias Maximus @tmaxftw]

Realtor commissions have been a massive source of cost push inflation for decades. If we want to make homes more affordable, we also need make the transaction costs affordable.

There is no reason to give someone $133,000 to unlock a door and send a Docusign.

[Texas Tea @texasteaCL]

@gainzalgo @ibsocial84 You’re worthless

[Love Classical Music and Movies 🎺🎻💖🎥🎬 @AlexTran677026]

Paul Newman. 12 pack of beer a day for decades. Chained smoked. No morning routine. No supplements. No sun gazing. No fasting. No ice baths. No journaling. Lived artistically and handsome to the ripe old age of 83.
When men were men.

[Texas Tea @texasteaCL]

Any of you degenerates in Cooperstown this weekend?

[Gina Milan @ginamilan_]

January 20, 2009.

[GainzAlgo @gainzalgo]

$BYND

Everyone keeps calling it dead while it’s still sitting near the same zone where the last violent move started.

Under $1, sentiment ugly, products still moving, and the chart is waking up again.

That is exactly why this setup is worth watching.

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

I know every generation has their class struggles, but let me tell you about the summer of 1990 when Supersoakers hit the market and only a few kids could afford them and the rest of us were hunted for sport.

[White Goodman @autismlawyerman]

I remember going to golf camp at the ripe age of 9, and the teacher was the JUCO golf coach and course pro. He had (count em) 12 cigarettes before lunch, and told me after I whiffed a shot that the girl in the lunchroom I liked would never bang me

[Jacob Turner @TheJacobTurner]

A PARENT’S JOURNEY THROUGH YOUTH SPORTS:

Age 5: “He’s got a cannon.”
Age 6: “He’s the fastest kid out there. Coach said so.”
Age 7: “Rec ball isn’t challenging him anymore.”
Age 8: “We tried out for select. Obviously made it.”
Age 9: “$2,800 for the season. Plus uniforms. Plus tournaments. Plus hotels.”
Age 10: “Cooperstown is basically a family vacation, right?”
Age 11: “He needs a hitting guy. And a pitching guy. And probably a mental performance coach.”
Age 12: “I’m not a crazy sports parent. The OTHER parents are crazy.”
Age 13: “We changed schools. For academics. (And also baseball.)”
Age 14: “Showcases are a requirement at this age.”
Age 15: “Ya his ranking just ticked up. We’re cooking.”
Age 16: “He just needs to get seen by the right school.”
Age 17: “The D1 schools want him to walk on. He’ll earn a spot by sophomore year.”
Age 18: “Okay, D2 is actually really competitive.”
Age 19: “He’s redshirting. Strategic.”
Age 20: “He’s focusing on school now.”
Age 21: “You know what? He’s so much happier.”

Roughly 7% of high schoolers play in college.

About 1.5% of those get drafted.

Less than half of draftees ever play one day in the big leagues.

The odds of our kids going pro are somewhere between “struck by lightning” and “find a $100 in old shorts.”

I love youth sports (all my kids play a bunch of them) just keep a good perspective my friends. ✌️

[Texas Tea @texasteaCL]

@StemTech_Cell @BeyondMeat False

[Thestockwiz @Thestockwiz2]

$BYND NBA Champion John Salley openly talked about the difference between Beyond Meat and Impossible Foods — even joking that Impossible is “impossible to digest” 😭💀

This matters because consumer perception is shifting.

The takeover is coming this summer.🔥

$30+🚀🚀🚀

[Texas Tea @texasteaCL]

@KdeVosje All it needs is news

[The Lectern Guy🇺🇸 @lecternleader]

Don't forget to light your fentynalabras in honor of St. George Floyd todah.

[Don Johnson @DonMiami3]

Whatever is on the other side of this will make 1929 look tame

[zerohedge @zerohedge]

Wheels are falling off multifamily CRE

[Kaz Nejatian @nejatian]

Tilt the world towards homeowners. Let's go!

[Texas Tea @texasteaCL]

@gabrelyanov @grok is this ai?

[Texas Tea @texasteaCL]

@TraderMaker82 @gabrelyanov No one asked

[Texas Tea @texasteaCL]

@FracSlap Congrats! It’s been fun watching you guys grow and kick ass!