Tex Tickles

Medic life. So it goes. Chive on.

[Dave Smith @ComicDaveSmith]

To all of the people who call for cancelling or“consequences” for someone stepping out of line, ask yourself this: what’s an opinion you have that is actually risky? What would you stand for that would cost you something. If you got nothing than your opinion is worth nothing.

[Tex Tickles @texeckhoff]

Progress

[NYC EMS Watch @NYCEMSwatch]

Inside look at New Orleans' Sobering Center: New facility offers alternative to jail, hospital. EMS is already transporting there. The person comes in and they can lay on a mat on the floor. Has a $1 million dollar annual budget.
https://t.co/K2k2hc8x1M

[Tulsi Gabbard 🌺 @TulsiGabbard]

Great! Thank you @HillaryClinton. You, the queen of warmongers, embodiment of corruption, and personification of the rot that has sickened the Democratic Party for so long, have finally come out from behind the curtain. From the day I announced my candidacy, there has been a ...

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

┏┓
┃┃╱╲People
┃╱╱╲ ╲lose
╱╱ ╭╮ ╲╲their
▔▏ ┗┛ ▕▔ homes
╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲
when they take mortgages too large for their incomes.
╱╱ . ┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲
▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕

[Tom Segura AKA Mr. Ladybug @tomsegura]

What the fuck?! Jerry isn't allowed to be a Tupac fan?

[Dave Smith @ComicDaveSmith]

Agree or disagree with Luis, this is the most insanely racist shit ever. He said Property/business owners and you immediately assume that has to be white men.

[Tex Tickles @texeckhoff]

@medicmindset first time long time, just wanted to reach out and say, the ep on headaches was so enjoyable and thought provoking. Can’t wait to apply the tips to practice. TY to Dr. Bowers and especially to you ginger. The platform means a lot to me as well.

[Tex Tickles @texeckhoff]

🙄

[Dave Smith @ComicDaveSmith]

Best Trump 2020 ad ever!

[Tex Tickles @texeckhoff]

@DrLindseyFitz I saw your book last year in the gift shop of the Mütter museum in Philly, Pa. Took me a while to start it but I’m halfway through and finishing the episode of the #JoeRoganExperience featuring yourself. Thanks for your efforts and work, I enjoy your craft 💯✌🏻💀💈

[Tex Tickles @texeckhoff]

@scrowder Helps a lot with my chronic inflammation/nerve pain. Might be placebo effect but the pubmed studies are promising

[Tex Tickles @texeckhoff]

@RashidaTlaib 🤔 who was spewing lies again congresswoman?

[Tex Tickles @texeckhoff]

@DNFine53 @KFILE @NormOrnstein You a troll or nah? Cause if you not you on some dumb shit

[Tom Segura AKA Mr. Ladybug @tomsegura]

I should probably say that if I've ever written a joke on Twitter or performed one on stage that offended someone, that person should eat my dads ass. He's 71. Get your life together and focus on what matters. It's not jokes. Happy New Year!#HappyNewYear2019

[Tom Segura AKA Mr. Ladybug @tomsegura]

A lot of you don't know that I'm 15.

[Tex Tickles @texeckhoff]

@_alx21 Obvi choice.

[Tex Tickles @texeckhoff]

@SenSanders @JimCarrey Hey @SenSanders. Just......just fuck you, you old evil bastard. Read a fucking book. @JimCarrey were you always a tool or is it old age, irrelevance and maybe just a bit of sexually transmitted idiocy you caught from @JennyMcCarthy ? You were my idol, arts still good. You sir? No

[Tex Tickles @texeckhoff]

💯🤣🤣🤣🔥

[Marco Rubio @marcorubio]

On this day in 71B.C. the Thracian gladiator Spartacus was put to death by Marcus Licinius Crassus for disclosing confidential scrolls. When informed days later that in fact the Roman Senate had already publicly released the scrolls, Crassus replied “Oh, ok, my bad”.

[Tex Tickles @texeckhoff]

Keep up the good work “my friend”

[Tex Tickles @texeckhoff]

@TimJDillon @RayKump ep. 110 the great Francis James bar none best episode of #timdillonisgoingtohell show yet. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[Scott Horton @scotthortonshow]

Okay well looks like Twitter finally lifted my suspension. Thanks to everyone who complained about it to the Twitter commissars. For the record, I did not submit to their demands that I push their Big Brother BF Skinner button to delete my terrible tweet to get my access back.