Andrew Christie

Hat model. Exotic Bovril taster. Writer. @MiseryHunters & @StMirrenTV contributor. (He/him).

[Andrew Christie @thatAndrewC]

KITS KITS KITS

[Misery Hunters @MiseryHunters]

The football. It's back.

And so is @thatAndrewC's definitive look at the kits that will be gracing the league this year.

The 2025/26 Scottish Premiership Shirts, Ranked

https://t.co/zyFbXKjLyR

[Leyla Hamed @leylahamed]

Robbie Keane accepted a job at a club in a country committing genocide, and is now trying to justify it because his mate had a mortgage to pay.

And Rio Ferdinand is giving him the platform to do it. Some people are just heartless.

[Andrew Christie @thatAndrewC]

Collecting mad bookmarks so I can act the cunt if this pays off. That's what loyal support is.

[St Mirren FC @saintmirrenfc]

St Mirren Football Club is delighted to announce the appointment of Craig McLeish as our new Manager.

The 36-year-old becomes our permanent Manager, agreeing a deal until summer 2029.

[Andrew Christie @thatAndrewC]

You really can just say anything on here.

[y @he4rtgoId]

Homophobia is lowkey a class indicator, once guys get into certain spaces they drop the bigotry immediately

[Andrew Christie @thatAndrewC]

When I was 19 I left midway through a job interview at JJB to go be sick outside (hungover), came back and still got the job.

McLeish didn't fill us with confidence as interim but the board have deemed a summer of his own players and ideas the way forward. We might as well too.

[Daily Record Sport @Record_Sport]

EXCLUSIVE! Craig McLeish to be named St Mirren manager as Buddies hand him 2-year deal after successful survival mission | @ScottBurns75

https://t.co/0CFxdaoTz0

[Andrew Christie @thatAndrewC]

They're doing stuff with hair over there we can only dream of.

[Transfer News Live @DeadlineDayLive]

📝 𝗗𝗘𝗔𝗟 𝗗𝗢𝗡𝗘: Igor Akinfeev has renewed his contract with CSKA until 2027.

It will be his 35th year with the club. Akinfeev's first training session at CSKA was at the age of 4, and now he has 929 career matches under his belt, 382 of which were clean sheets.

He was supposed to hang up his boots (and gloves) up after this season but has been persuaded to stay for one more campaign.

He's also a Football Manager legend for those who know.

(Source: pfc-cska)

[Mathew @mathewclarke]

Don't care about the world cup kick off times, but especially don't care about overseas fans whining about club football. You chose your club, you knew what time they play! Support the Ohio Dogshaggers if it bothers you that much

[Andrew Christie @thatAndrewC]

These and the sound of not missing the football

[Andrew Christie @thatAndrewC]

Hartson should have kicked him harder.

[The Herald @heraldscotland]

'I watched the Celtic match against Hearts and I was really gutted.

'The whole stand is full of Palestinian flags. And worst of all... who is on the touchline? Martin O’Neill' 👇

Eyal Berkovic calls interim Celtic manager 'the evil Haman of football' 👇

[Aidan James @mcandidate]

best thing about football is arguing about who is the most rattled until someone dies

[Antifa_Ultras @ultras_antifaa]

Remember that Arsenal sacked its 22 year kitman Mark Bonnick for speaking out against the genocide in Gaza.

[Andrew Christie @thatAndrewC]

JPEGMAFIA album not very good. Arsenal bottling Champions League final. Your boyfriend is in tatters.

[Andrew Christie @thatAndrewC]

Aw, DELIGHTED it was Gabirel's miss.

[Misery Hunters @MiseryHunters]

We finish the season on 19 Help a Buddie tickets thanks to Declan John, Roland Idowu and Mika Mandron!

In three seasons we have donated a total of 78 tickets to the scheme.

[Andrew Christie @thatAndrewC]

If I made music my producer tag would be one of those really hayfevery, soft palatey throat clearings.

[Misery Hunters @MiseryHunters]

🆕🎙️ - A Phew Good Men

Saints survive the playoffs and Jamie & Sam are here to talk about it

https://t.co/jyR1yHGRS3

https://t.co/1RQ2MzNwi2

[𝔊𝔞𝔟𝔯𝔦𝔢𝔩 @GabeNandez]

Crozier Freestyle
prod. @jeff_markey

[Andrew Christie @thatAndrewC]

For all the temperature perverts, come touch the back of my neck and tell me this weather is good.

[Andrew Christie @thatAndrewC]

@greghamilton13 I'm happy it's that obvious who my tweet was directed at.

[Andrew Christie @thatAndrewC]

Feels really nice to be "thank fuck that's over"-ing a season pretty much every other fan in this league (they're all currently spewing all over twitter) would take over their own in a heartbeat.

[Andrew Christie @thatAndrewC]

Right, cool. That's that done. Let's just remember this season up until mid December, yada yada the rest and just assume Thistle shat the playoff because that's what they always do. Happy days.