ca$hley

colourblind city-girl with two zodiac signs

[trash jones @jzux]

“did you watch the grammys” yeah right after i read the newspaper

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

i wish i could quit my job so i can focus on my true passion which is sleeping

[James @CaucasianJames]

air hockey tables are slowly going extinct and no one seems to care

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

Leaving the house before 10am is a traumatic event

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

“You have a law degree”, I say to myself while googling whether there is a d in the word Wednesday

[felicia @Felicia_stovall]

not feeling very party in the USA right now

[morgan sung @morgan_sung]

roe v wade going down during the gilded age themed met gala ... whew

[Philipp Kostelecky (@PhilComedy on IG) @CheeseCakePCK]

My favourite kid I ever taught when I was a swim teacher was this little 4-year-old Italian boy. One time he sneezed and nobody said anything so he just went “what? No bless yous for Giacomo?”

[violin bug 🇵🇸 @violinbug]

in a way we're all just ravioli

[Amy Silverberg @AmySilverberg]

One time a writer friend of mine got too drunk and sobbed bc she said there were too many books in the world she wouldn’t have time to read, and this guy down the bar said, ladies—he isn’t worth it and my friend yelled IM CRYING ABOUT BOOKS and that shut the guy up

[ca$hley @TheAshley459]

@therealweissman maybe u could celebrate by making but cheaper lobster rolls 🦞

[chrissy b @xtinebianx]

annual first day of fall post

[👑No Limit Princess👑 @thisaintporsh]

Did y’all leave champagne and cookies out for Drake tonight?

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Covid has more rights in Texas than women