Sam Kim Jr.

[jess 🏳️‍🌈💜🖤💫 @elsecaller_]

this is from a poll about a month ago but it really tells the story here i think

[Will @WillemDaFro]

this is as historically significant as getting a different angle of the JFK assassination

[Slazac 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇹🇼🌐 @TrueSlazac]

she endorsed Trump. make her computer's cursor wander around

[vittorio @IterIntellectus]

i got forklift certified for nothing

[garfieldbot @robertlasagna1]

Look man i "get it", I "get" the idea of coasters, I'm not a fucking moron, you don't want to damage your nice table you spent a lot of money on. I'm just saying, what is the table in the first place if not a coaster for the floor. I'm just saying, where does it end

[Тania Melnyczuk @ekverstania]

Man, this is an interesting exchange. Many people are disadvantaged in this kind of situation: most of us don't have the full set of weapons and skills—body language, posture, tone, eye contact, reading the other guy's responses, quick thinking. This guy has… a lot.

[Tim Babb @tr_babb]

it feels profoundly startling to naturally stumble across an image that I'd previously only ever seen in my head

[Justin T. Pickett @JustinTPickett]

Maybe the most powerful figure I’ve seen this year: the racial gap in tickets from speed cameras vs. officer stops.

https://t.co/LarBFyfeo4

[After Inc. - What happens after Plague Inc.? @NdemicCreations]

Official Plague Inc. Statement - we fully support the building of a new international airport in Greenland. #plagueinc

[Gary Marcus @GaryMarcus]

Why Musk will sacrifice democracy and maybe even jail, in one convenient chart @nytimes

[Four Seasons Total Landscaping @TotalSeasons]

Sorry, our venue isn't big enough for a Kamala rally. We could fit a Trump rally easily, though.

[JR Urbane Network @JRUrbaneNetwork]

Ride in an actual city of the future.

[jorts 🇵🇸 @ftmensch]

if i had an evangelical homie i’d be doing this all the time

[hads @fanofhads]

we may have reached the pinnacle of sports comedy, a team’s season was so bad they had to issue an apology to fans

[Mike @ChiSoxFanMike]

Look at the date. Oh my god.

[Sam Kim Jr. @thebeflyguy]

@morpheuswhale done

[Politics & Education @PoliticsAndEd]

Remember, when sitting in a cafe, face the parking lot. You’ll have a better view of approaching vehicles and more time to move out of the way of a possible distracted driver.