Brian

Professional overthinker. Blessed with another chance at life. Sober. Well versed in there, their, they’re. @Rockies @astros ⚾️ fan.

[Michael Schwab @michaelschwab13]

“The Houston Astros, badly needing an outfielder, are showing strong interest in Mickey Moniak and Jake McCarthy of the Colorado Rockies. They also plan to be in the Tarik Skubal and Sonny Gray sweepstakes.” Per @BNightengale

Wow!

[Brian @thebelger]

@SlfImprvmntKrg @NoahRevoy Because tattoos would make them unworthy, bad people?

[Brian @thebelger]

Of course, someone has this stroke of genius AFTER I quit drinking

[Houston Astros @astros]

JEREMY PEÑA IS THE ALCS MVP!

[Houston Astros @astros]

THE HOUSTON ASTROS ARE HEADED TO THE WORLD SERIES!

[Houston Astros @astros]

To be frank with you, Jeremy Peña really is him.

[Houston Astros @astros]

Winners win.

[Houston Astros @astros]

HE. IS. HIM.

[Houston Astros @astros]

SEA y'all next year.

[Houston Astros @astros]

WHO IS YORDADDY?

[Brian @thebelger]

Considering how much development Apple has put into iPhone, shouldn’t the autocorrect stop trying to get me killed by now?

[Sahil Bloom @SahilBloom]

The most powerful paradoxes of life:

[Brian @thebelger]

Absolutely amazing show last night in OKC. Thank you @mercyme @MicahTylerMusic

[Houston Astros @astros]

STRIKE 'EM OUT, THROW 'EM OUT.

#ForTheH

[Houston Astros @astros]

They got Framberized.

#ForTheH

[Houston Astros @astros]

Ready to get back home in front of all y'all. 🤘

#ForTheH

[Blue Origin @blueorigin]

Capsule, touchdown! Welcome home to #NewShepard’s first astronaut crew. A truly historic day. #NSFirstHumanFlight

[Houston Astros @astros]

It's gotta be the hair. 🍊

#VoteMaldonado 🌟 https://t.co/EJLM6C0ZsG

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

NOTHING GETS BY NOLAN 🛑

(via @Cardinals)