configurator (Dor Kleiman) 🏳️‍🌈

Startup booster • entrepreneur • software architect • restaurateur • eligible bachelor

[configurator (Dor Kleiman) 🏳️‍🌈 @theconfigurator]

Whether you're just learning Kubernetes or you're an expert, you probably use kubectl quite heavily. I just released a new tool that can give you a fresh perspective, allowing you to browse all your yamls directly from your file system.

Introducing https://t.co/J0yLMNgMtK

[configurator (Dor Kleiman) 🏳️‍🌈 @theconfigurator]

@shazcodes First job. I didn't know how much to ask for, but I had a number in mind I thought was fair. I told the employer I don't know how much to ask fair and he should make an offer. He offered 50% above my own number.

I said "It's not quite the number I had in mind, but I'll take it"

[configurator (Dor Kleiman) 🏳️‍🌈 @theconfigurator]

@MrVigneshReddy @TrisH0x2A All supported by the 92-MILLION line test suite

[configurator (Dor Kleiman) 🏳️‍🌈 @theconfigurator]

@TamerAm48431889 @hasolidit למה שתשלם 15% ריבית על הלוואה כשיש לך בטוחה כזו טובה?

[configurator (Dor Kleiman) 🏳️‍🌈 @theconfigurator]

@ECassif @LittleMoiz ברוב כרטיסי האשראי הייחודיים יש עמלות מיוחדות, יפתיע אותי מאוד אם בכרטיס הזה אין

[configurator (Dor Kleiman) 🏳️‍🌈 @theconfigurator]

@liadagmon ובינתיים אני רואה הודעות כאלה ממצביעי ליכוד (מתנצל על האמוג'י המוגזם - כך במקור)

*הדולר ירד מתחת ל2.9?*
ישתבח שמו יש לנו מטבע חזק וכלכלה חזקה 🇮🇱👏

[configurator (Dor Kleiman) 🏳️‍🌈 @theconfigurator]

@itainathaniel Birthday Bamba forever!

[configurator (Dor Kleiman) 🏳️‍🌈 @theconfigurator]

In Israel, there is one peanut snack with two different wrappers.

Same company.

Same snack.

Same shelf.

Just two different wrappers.

There are thousands that would sweat that one is better than the other. They'd fight over it.

It's the same snack.

Bamba.

[NyanChuu🔮🇯🇵🍭 @tanpukunokami]

In Japan, there are two chocolate snacks.

Same company.

Same shelf.

Same price.

One is shaped like a mushroom.

Called Kinoko no Yama.

Released 1975.

The other is shaped like a bamboo shoot.

Called Takenoko no Sato.

Released 1979.

Both delicious. Both made by Meiji.

And the country has been at civil war over which one is better for over 45 years.

This is not a joke.

The manufacturer holds NATIONAL ELECTIONS about it.

2018.2019.Official “Kinoko vs Takenoko General Elections.”

Over 26 million votes combined.

Campaign posters. Political-style debate ads. Celebrity party leaders. TV coverage of the results.

In 2018, Takenoko won by 169,447 votes.

In 2019, Kinoko got revenge and won for the first time ever.

The party leader cried on live TV.

Mushroom faction says:
→ better chocolate-to-cracker ratio
→ you can hold the stem, no chocolate fingers
→ more elegant design
Bamboo Shoot faction says:
→ superior cookie base
→ higher chocolate content
→ more satisfying bite
Entire Twitter accounts dedicated to one side.

The debate has its own Wikipedia page. In Japanese. It’s called “Kinoko-Takenoko War.”

And here’s the thing.

Japan does this with EVERYTHING.

Sugar on fried eggs?

Soy sauce on rice or next to it?

Left side or right side of the escalator?

These aren’t small talk.

These are positions.

World’s 5th largest economy.

Home to Toyota, Sony, Nintendo.

Leader in robotics and bullet trains.

Also spent 45+ years deciding whether mushroom chocolate or bamboo shoot chocolate is better.

I love this country.

[configurator (Dor Kleiman) 🏳️‍🌈 @theconfigurator]

@yaniv_y9h Well at least this one isn't on the same shelf right next to the other two...

[configurator (Dor Kleiman) 🏳️‍🌈 @theconfigurator]

@valigo Been there, done that, reinstalled my computer

[configurator (Dor Kleiman) 🏳️‍🌈 @theconfigurator]

@lauriewired Now if you press right again and again you get an infinite loop.

[configurator (Dor Kleiman) 🏳️‍🌈 @theconfigurator]

@lauriewired You can even run into infinite loops. In the example "Englis|h עברית", press right three times and the cursor will be between the first and second Hebrew letter: "English ע|ברית". Now press right and the cursor moves back to before the Hebrew text "English |עברית".

[configurator (Dor Kleiman) 🏳️‍🌈 @theconfigurator]

@HDMI_2412 @shireuven ההבדל הוא שמשרד הבריאות לא גובה אלפי שקלים בחודש על ההשגחה שלו

[configurator (Dor Kleiman) 🏳️‍🌈 @theconfigurator]

@ChShersh This is why I don't buy groceries. Too many sweats.

[configurator (Dor Kleiman) 🏳️‍🌈 @theconfigurator]

I initially thought this post was about Israel... Turns out it was about mailboxes.

[CSAURAGEUL @csaurageul]

in primary school, a kid two years older than me pushed me against a wall and punched me in the face several times

He broke his finger, and I didn't even get a bloody nose

I got suspended for a week, and he got one detention

Despite being younger, smaller, and never throwing a punch, I was still punished more than he was, and you'd still call him the victim because he walked away worse off than I did

People who think this way have no business holding any kind of authority

[configurator (Dor Kleiman) 🏳️‍🌈 @theconfigurator]

@iavins @ItsJamieSt edaulc might

[configurator (Dor Kleiman) 🏳️‍🌈 @theconfigurator]

@staysaasy I honestly think these type 2 designers are 0x and shouldn't be hired. The entire purpose of software design is to help the business, and if a designer can't do that, they're giving 0 value masked by nice colors.

[configurator (Dor Kleiman) 🏳️‍🌈 @theconfigurator]

@abstractalgo @jarredsumner Isn't that what the last parameter, 'name', is for?

[configurator (Dor Kleiman) 🏳️‍🌈 @theconfigurator]

@IdoJBerger @Arbel2025 בארה"ב עסקים משלמים 2.5-3% על סליקת אשראי, כשבערך 1.5% מזה הולך לנקודות

בארץ עסקים משלמים פחות מאחוז על סליקת אשראי - למעט דיינרס ואמריקן אקספרס, שנותנים הטבות הרבה יותר משמעותיות

[configurator (Dor Kleiman) 🏳️‍🌈 @theconfigurator]

@yamidamian1 @lazystalker @airkatakana Sorry, I was thinking we were in JavaScript land

[configurator (Dor Kleiman) 🏳️‍🌈 @theconfigurator]

@lazystalker @airkatakana Correct, except the returned value would be "Pisza" as only was z was replaced