Evans

Psychologist | Mental health awareness advocate | Geopolitics observer | Uncle

[Evans @thee_evans]

@eyeKanduthu

[Talisman🔫 @maximpelle]

Kudate high end babes haikuangi a walk in the park.Huns alikuwa anatoka errands ananiforce tuende an 8km walk on an empty stomach daily ndo fitness app yake isurpass ya rafiki zake. Kama sio chapo nlikuwa nazunda kwa socks, ningekuwa mwendazake i’m afraid

[26 @Eryr_]

Ilhan Omar achukuane na wazee kumi na atafute ngoima 6 waende wapelekee Trump ndio awache kufinywa sana.

[CY Chels @SeewhyChels]

The Game watching Jhené Aiko and AZ Chike get Kendrick features

[Bettercallpaul @UncoPol]

How government employees look at you when you genuinely inquire about the services they are employed to offer

[Essie @EcEssie]

😂😂😂😂😂

[Evans @thee_evans]

Okello's verse on Tonight by Kodong Klan is magical

[Springboks @Springboks]

For South Africa 🇿🇦
#Springboks #ForeverGreenForeverGold #RugbysGreatestRivalry

[Lynn Ngugi @lynn_ngugi1]

In the next few months, you are going to witness your favorite “influencers” pieces of shit rather, completely collaborate with evil. They will gaslight you with all manner of excuses. They will try to convince you to give this government a chance. They will even rub it in your face.
Because they have to work for the money.

But no matter how hard it gets, don’t forget the truth. Don’t forget all the dynasties have ever done is guard their resources. Don’t forget the hustler just used that narrative to get your votes.
Don’t forget that as your parents retire, their parents are getting luxurious jobs. Don’t forget how much of a mess our education system is.
Don’t forget how much of a mess our healthcare system is. Please don’t forget the ones who walked so you can run.

This is the era of homeguards and real fighters.
No matter how much they tell you to sell your soul, don’t do it. You deserve to sleep better at night knowing you are not a sellout.

This too shall pass✌🏾
Also, yes, I said pieces of shit

[justme @cilliersj13]

@Springboks Damian Willemse to come into at 15 whilst the Haka is being performed

[Evans @thee_evans]

What the hell was that Springboks?

[Wamutahi @Son_of_Laikipia]

This speech is five minutes of maximum injection. Three phase electricity yoote directed at one point.👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿💉💉💉🔥.

[Evans @thee_evans]

@ndungup_ @B3laze This baga 😂😂

[Eng. Karis | MSC | @Briankariu]

I have been in the internet business for close to a decade at multiple levels: ISP, vendor and regulator.

I can tell you that this single piece of legislation is going to set us back significantly in internet freedom.

Look at how much your household spends on mobile data, then translate that to fixed broadband.

This bill is a half brained attempt to control how you consume content, limit how much content your average Kenyan has access to daily. If your daily home internet bundle is 1Gb, you won't be on tiktok watching creators.

[Jame @Cjamehk]

PREPARE FOR COSTLY INTERNET.

Have you noticed an increase at the rate of data bundles been deplated at the same speed as the one Kasongo is traveling to sugoi with.

Now, the looting regime led by President William Ruto is planning to clamp down on social media...

Not by closing the social media apps , but by making data prices out of the reach of ordinary people.

Have you noted how both Safaricom PLC and Airtel Kenya have simultaneously downgraded their data offer packages.

Airtel watch was a little generous has reduced the ksh.1500 SMARTA package from 3GB daily to a 32GB package which is loaded once in your line.

They have also reduced the hourly packages from 1gb for ksh.15 to a mere 250mbs for ksh.15 which is being swallowed in a jiffy.

Now wait .. You thought you'd escape to WIFI which offers unlimited data for monthly packages?

Ruto is already targeting that through a Draconian Kenya Information and Communication (Amendment) Bill 2025 by Aldai M.P Maryann keitany

Once this bill is signed into law, it's going to take the country years back and roll back the success and milestones in affordable data , killing tens of thousands of jobs in the tech sector.

Keitany's bill proposes far reaching measures that are going to make WIFI data expensive..

✅ Introduction of internet metre number to bill every subscriber.
✅ There will be no unlimited data. You'll pay as per your consumption. They say you pay power or water.
✅ Monitoring of internet usage by ISPs

The above Draconian measures points to a plan to curtail access to information to the public through the internet.

Ruto in his haste to clamp down on the internet will affect:

✅ Businesses that used internet by increasing the cost of doing business.
✅ Schools that offer online studies will increase the cost of courses.
✅ Most businesses will fire staff to cut down on cost so as to survive.
✅ Communication will be affected because the cost of data will be out of reach affecting decisions and the economy.
✅ Access to information will be affected to a large portion of population who will not be able to to buy data.

All this is being done to clamp down on access to information as we go to an election year.

Ruto is fearing another Genz outrage which is fueled by information through social media. He thinks that by making data costly, majority of Kenyans including young people won't be a able to access information.

The Looting regime is taking us back to stone age , where we will be communicating through smoke and beating of drums.

[Lazy IT Guy @lazy_IT_guy]

Our CFO noticed we spend $65K a month on a proprietary cybersecurity platform called Sentinel Protocol.

She scheduled a meeting with me to discuss our enterprise software expenditures.

She wanted to know why our licensing fees had increased by 15% year over year.

I told her Sentinel Protocol is the only thing standing between our corporate data and a highly coordinated North Korean ransomware syndicate.

I explained that it uses a polymorphic encryption manifold to dynamically scrub our inbound packets.

She asked if she could get a Zoom meeting with their customer success team to discuss a volume discount.

I told her I'd set it up immediately.

The problem is that Sentinel Protocol doesn't exist.

It's an LLC I registered in Delaware 4 years ago.

I'm Sentinel Protocol.

My entire cybersecurity platform is just a batch script I wrote in 2018 that restarts our routers every Sunday at 3 AM.

The script took me 14 minutes to write.

I realized very early in my career that executives will never question a line item if you use the word quantum or heuristic.

But now the CFO wanted to speak to the vendor.

I went on Fiverr and hired a struggling voice actor from Chicago for $45.

I told him his character was a high-powered Silicon Valley tech bro who just drank 3 Celsius energy drinks.

I wrote him a 4-page script composed entirely of weaponized IT buzzwords.

He showed up to the Zoom call wearing a Patagonia fleece vest and introduced himself as the VP of Customer Success.

He was absolutely phenomenal.

When the CFO asked about lowering the cost, he scoffed.

He told her that downgrading our service tier would expose our legacy endpoints to asynchronous tunneling attacks.

He leaned into the webcam and asked if she was prepared to explain a catastrophic data breach to the shareholders.

She apologized for questioning the infrastructure.

Before the call ended, my Fiverr actor successfully up-sold her on a $12K biometric redundancy package.

I don't even know what a biometric redundancy package is.

I tipped the actor $100 and told him I'd need him again next quarter.

The CFO sent me an email thanking me for managing such a crucial vendor relationship.

I just used the new budget increase to buy a pontoon boat.

[Evans @thee_evans]

@KeEquityBank I have responded

[Evans @thee_evans]

@KeEquityBank check DM