Talisa

here to kick names and take ass

[Caitlin Mclauchlan @Caitkachow]

Lower the pride flags to half mast NOW

[weiss* @demonbearsaga]

my superspider summer

[Talisa @thefutchqueen]

Forgot I had this in my drafts.

[Talisa @thefutchqueen]

@heyitsmothra Imagine the ad? "Wanted: Well loved dildo, in need of ink"

[Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @InkMasterbator]

If you insist on misgendering me during your tattoo then I'm charging you double. Sorry, but if you insist I'm a man then it's a known fact that men earn more than women. Call it a "sir" charge.

[Talisa @thefutchqueen]

@Caitkachow

[Talisa @thefutchqueen]

Remembering the time when a man, unprovoked, told me that I look like one of the live action Ninja Turtles. Like cowabunga bro why couldn't you just call me ugly?

[Talisa @thefutchqueen]

@Caitkachow Not angry enough to be Raph, not forward enough to be Leo

[Talisa @thefutchqueen]

@Caitkachow Well if I'm any of them it's either Mikey or Donnie

[Talisa @thefutchqueen]

@heyitsmothra @Caitkachow Prison.

[Talisa @thefutchqueen]

@Caitkachow Mans came for my neck AND ruined tmnt for me for like a year

[Talisa @thefutchqueen]

@heyitsmothra N' balls

[galactic grunt @heyitsmothra]

My new favourite bit is taking a picture with this chicken at my gf’s grandmas house every time we come over

[Talisa @thefutchqueen]

Idc what anyone says, these two were in love.

[Talisa @thefutchqueen]

@jshawzy9 The rum and coke helped🤣

[Talisa @thefutchqueen]

Fam at dinner: I don't understand why there's contempt for cis ppl among the queer community.

Same fam, same dinner: I just don't think we should be teaching kids about gender identity.

[Talisa @thefutchqueen]

Being held for ransom pls help.