Garrett Patterson

The internet is a dirty, dirty place.

[Garrett Patterson @thegarrettp]

@WallStreetApes Similar to house @FactoriaLLS found

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@thegarybrecka That's what the coffee is for.

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Claude is the new dickhead on your team...

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@mstockton @Shopify @tobi Or he's still just watching someone write a paragraph of English to an AI to produce what he could do as a one-liner in bash with 4 piped commands. Long live TBP https://t.co/c2yr9yxoPH

[Garrett Patterson @thegarrettp]

@jimamendments we need you now more than ever for some ICE memes.

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Home Depot e-receipts are the best so I can search my email to confirm if I did in fact buy the thing that I now can't find.

[Garrett Patterson @thegarrettp]

Chrome put their new "open in splitview" option in literally the same vertical position as "open in new tab"... bumping that above where it used to be. muscle memory is killing me.

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@stevemur They'll save that for open space but allow every lot around it to be sliced in two or an DADU slammed into any available yard.

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Has anyone coined "vibe budgeting" yet? @awealthofcs let's make it a thing.

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@dscannerchatter @choeshow had been there for weeks, full camp on sidewalk. Multiple propane tanks and being towed away last night finally.

[Garrett Patterson @thegarrettp]

@jasonrantz Same is true for soccer - "grass" fields at manguson are barely any grass, other park sites are rarely maintained. You should check with SYSA

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@weheartseattle @HUDgov @wilsonformayor no doubt a legitimately rented U-Haul appliance dolly

[BORED @BoredElonMusk]

About 3% of land in the United States is urban or suburban.

13% is protected national park.

80% of the population lives in the 3%

Any groups stopping housing construction because of "environmental reasons" is 100% full of shit and simply trying to keep housing prices high.

Thanks for attending my TED talk.

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@choeshow No kings! Did I do that right?

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@Wake_upWA It's a shame you can't do your homework. I'm all for DOGEing WA state but FFS this isn't helping anyone to not look up where the reservation is....

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@rod_tha_bod @AlaskaAir Same, trying to use a companion fare tonight. Atmos I'd expect to be able to log in... @AlaskaAir

[Garrett Patterson @thegarrettp]

Why is data privacy so inefficient? I bought an adult Fitbit but it cannot be paired to a child account because of health metrics laws... But you all got rid of cookies, congratulations.

[Garrett Patterson @thegarrettp]

@elonmusk You're so old, it's $67 to $410 now to be cool.

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@tkawaja everyone is in 3, because at the end of the day they're just using AI to make just as meaningless targeting decisions as a planner and some excel formula since none of it is based on a good form of identity.

[Garrett Patterson @thegarrettp]

@choeshow Could be same guy as the weird anti-MAGA propaganda along 520 montlake exit and in Bellevue on 90?? Similar look.