🌺Dirty Dave

owner operator of the least professional tour company in Scotland (probably in the world)... website coming soon - email [email protected]

[🌺Dirty Dave @theincident_69]

Looking for a holiday in 2020.... why not join me on a private tour of Scotland? (If your not intrested its likely its because you are a gigantic cunt)

[peoplepowerdefi @peoplepowerdefi]

Excited to have submitted our application to exhibit at #COP26 . Really hoping to be a part of it!!! @COP26

[🌺Dirty Dave @theincident_69]

@easyJet Beginning to think @easyJet customer service policy is to ignore problems until people give up..... 2 weeks ago I was asked to send a DM.... STILL NO RESPONSE!!!

[🌺Dirty Dave @theincident_69]

@easyJet my girlfriends flight has been cancelled, she wants to rebook but is uncertain for when (due to corona)..... we couldn’t get thru on the phone it just hangs up on us, we have asked 4 times online and never had our questions actually answered... please help

[🌺Dirty Dave @theincident_69]

@easyJet Please respond to my DM @easyJet pretty pretty please with a cherry on top i need help

[🌺Dirty Dave @theincident_69]

Another day..... another day gone since @easyjet asked to me to send them a DM.... 7 days and many messages later.... still no response

[🌺Dirty Dave @theincident_69]

@easyJet Another day.... still no reply from easyJet....

[🌺Dirty Dave @theincident_69]

@easyJet Dear @easyJet have I hurt your feelings? I’m sorry if I have ..... I just really want you to answer the DM that you asked me to send

[🌺Dirty Dave @theincident_69]

@easyJet Why won’t you reply to my DM @easyJet this is important to me

[🌺Dirty Dave @theincident_69]

5 days later still no answer to the DM I was asked to send by @easyJet

[🌺Dirty Dave @theincident_69]

@easyJet Please respond to my DM @easyJet ..... what’s the point in asking me to send a DM if you don’t read them?

[🌺Dirty Dave @theincident_69]

@easyJet Still waiting for a response to my DM...........

[🌺Dirty Dave @theincident_69]

@easyJet I have DMd easy jet.... please let me know how long it will take to get a response?

[🌺Dirty Dave @theincident_69]

I would like to speak to a real person.... not just given answers from a pile that do not help or come close to solving our problems

[🌺Dirty Dave @theincident_69]

You are what you eat?

[🌺Dirty Dave @theincident_69]

@monolith_web3 Will do it.... have zero experience.... but by god do I look sexy in a suit

[🌺Dirty Dave @theincident_69]

@LordCatoshi My chance to shine cunts.... best comedy films you have likely never seen. Guesthouse paradiso, ready to rumble and the brothers Solomon

[🌺Dirty Dave @theincident_69]

@RNR_0 Btw I also accept ass eating as payment

[🌺Dirty Dave @theincident_69]

@RNR_0 Started a private tour company in Scotland.... was scary how well things were going ...... lost an entire seasons work in 2 weeks..... Van I Can’t afford lololololololol if your interested when the shit storm ends I take crypto

[🌺Dirty Dave @theincident_69]

@GlasgowJester @WolfgangYoung Holy shit.... i was wondering what I’d get for typing Wilson.... didn’t even need to search myself .... perhaps we are long lost cousins @GlasgowJester .... only probably 10% of Scotland probably thought the same... guess we could be inbread.....

[🌺Dirty Dave @theincident_69]

@worsttourguide another shitty guide!!! And I thought I was the only one!!! Think we can be friends!