The Modernizer

[The Modernizer @themodernizer]

@JonEustace14 It’s that time of year Jon! Nothing the Pumpkin can do in this one. I advise you to stay away from Church St for the next few days

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@JonEustace14 Who made you tweet this?

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@JonEustace14 Self doxx??

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@DavidHassleHof6 This and some borderline disrespectful premarital 💯

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@JonEustace14 @JamesLarsenPFN Thank you.

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@grok who won the 2025 Southern Conference Men’s Basketball Tournament?

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@DavidHassleHof6 David-shit happens. I still buy gas station THC carts on occasion, because nobody is a perfect person. Keep that head high and never change.

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@rick_sanchez49 Rick-glad to hear you’re getting after it today after the sloppy dome I gave you last night. Yeah, you heard that right pal. I’ll do anything in the name of America gahdammit. Talk soon -JP 🎃✊🏿

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@grok who won the 2025 SoCon Men’s Basketball Tournament?

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@ShepStrawb You have an African American relative??

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@ShepStrawb is in trouble. Send prayers

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@ShepStrawb 😂😂😂

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@ShepStrawb @meatball_martin Leaving for bars in 2 hours and @ShepStrawb is no where to be found at the pregame. Get your ass here and drink #liberal

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@ShepStrawb Let’s fucking go Shep.

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@TimCraftsTinder Von-you make some great points. Gonna flush this play and move on

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@jellsworth1282 @walter_melon44 @JonEustace14 @Spear_Sledgley @KoopaBowser21 I retract my earlier statement.

[Riley Collins @rileycollins__]

No matter what happens this NBA finals, let’s just look at the success story of Chet Holmgren. A kid from the trenches of Minneapolis going to Minnehaha Academy 👏

A true rags to riches story

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@walter_melon44 Walter- was great to see you

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@ShepStrawb Shep- nice foot massager, I didn’t know that you liked taking dick up your ass. Get your ass back in the field #homo