MummyAnonymous

Woman. Unwell. House-share w/ 3 others - 16, 11, 7. They keep calling me 'mum' #Recovery #BPD. Swear lots. Eat more. Try-hard. Non-judger* Known to judge. Oops

[MummyAnonymous @themummymargin]

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Why it's not that easy to keep your shit together when it's flying in all directions 🙄 https://t.co/tsG1tOK0RC

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Bringing Zen to the Zoo? https://t.co/VxJPcjPJfK

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World (I’m) Mental Health Day https://t.co/2axjmqZdJA

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Obligatory* School Photos. *They’re Really Fucking Not. https://t.co/T0hyXJddN6

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A Woman’s Work is (N)ever Done? https://t.co/9ZdlOzDWZ5

[Christina @christinaloca]

I just want the motivation of a person who washes their windshield at a gas station.

[Annie the Nanny @AnnietheNanny1]

When do you annoying assholes go back to school?

Me, every hour of summer vacation

[Lisa @MsLisaM]

"I don't like where this is going."

~ Me, everyday after getting out of bed

[MummyAnonymous @themummymargin]

This ❤️. But we mustn't underestimate how hard it is to do. So be KIND to yourself whilst you're trying to accept yourself. https://t.co/yH74Q9XJfl

[sliver of grace @sliver_of]

Forever disturbed by the people who don't spell out the word fuck

[Francine 🍃 🇨🇦 @PwrFulWmn]

Unless you can write an authorized prescription for some decent drugs, your psychobabble analysis isn't resonating with me.

[toastymoe™ @toastymoe]

Getting your shit together sounds awfully messy...

[charlie capen @charliecapen]

1st week of school: get them there on time, happy, well-fed, prepared, clothed & ready to learn.
Last week of school: get them there.

[Blissfully Meh @sir_shithead_I]

People who can adult without coffee aren't fucking human.

[🌺California Dreaming🌺 @Desert_Musings]

With everything being chaotic, you know you're stressed when the man on the phone says "Ma'am, you need to breathe."

[Suki @skickwriter]

Chaperoned a 3rd grade field trip. Chuck Norris ain't got shit on me.

*cracks open a beer, downs Ibuprofen, cries self to sleep*

[Getaway Girl @The_GetawayGirl]

i'm like a different person at night.

[MummyAnonymous @themummymargin]

@carsonsarah Just read this. It's a fucking marvellous piece of writing imo. Bit fan-girl / stalker I know. Soz for that 😊

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The Moving Memoirs #2 https://t.co/CAGhWZ2lAq

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The Moving Memoirs #1 https://t.co/JQlo9A3g1d

[MummyAnonymous @themummymargin]

I haven't made Christmas Eve boxes

Apparently I don't deserve kids now 😂😂