Matt Giorgianni

Nothing in Biology Makes Sense Except in the Light of Evolution

[Matt Giorgianni @themwg]

@DanielWhiteson How high you gonna let that go? Can hold out until 100?

[Election Enjoyer @ElxMapping]

Guys, we are so back! It looks like The Onion has funding again, and this new election clip is better than ever.

[Matt Giorgianni @themwg]

this is breaking my brain i love it so much

[Variety @Variety]

Helen Mirren says she feels “sad” that Kurt Cobain is no longer alive because he never got the chance to experience GPS and its “magical” functionality.

“I always say, it’s so sad that Kurt Cobain died when he did, because he never saw GPS,” Mirren said. “GPS is the most wonderful thing, to watch my little blue spot walking down the street. I just find it completely magical and unbelievable.”

Read more here: https://t.co/85CfOMEOmK

[Matt Giorgianni @themwg]

The number of National Laboratory Mustache Day participants winning MacArthur fellowships keeps going up @ElEarlyBird @Pselaphinae

[Matt Giorgianni @themwg]

@Pselaphinae Well deserved! Congratulations

[Matt Giorgianni @themwg]

@theanthonyking The playbook do defeat him was laid out pretty clearly in Who Framed Roger Rabit

[Matt Giorgianni @themwg]

@SnakeLabClemson @RamsesRosales11 @ReptileRhett Congratulations! Looks terrific, can’t wait to dive in

[George Mack @george__mack]

What is ignored by the media -- but will be studied by historians?

8 more examples:

[Matt Giorgianni @themwg]

@drschield @uvabio Big Congrats!

[The Diamondback @thedbk]

The city of College Park is taking the first steps toward creating the first pedestrian-only plaza in College Park on Knox Road.

https://t.co/2nNzfkHiaZ

[Matt Giorgianni @themwg]

@johnhawks Babies definitely avoid xmas and thanksgiving as well, they know what a hassle that is

[ern. @ErinEARoss]

Let’s talk about sexual dimorphism in humans.

This is something that comes up a lot in Jordan Peterson & incel circles. And it sets you up for terrible answers, because it fundamentally misunderstands the question.

A better question: why are human males and females so SIMILAR.

[Matt Giorgianni @themwg]

@DanielWhiteson I'm glad to hear you were wonderful

[Calvin and Hobbes Fan Account @Calvinn_Hobbes]

On December 31, 1995, Bill Watterson published the final 'Calvin & Hobbes' comic strip. #CalvinandHobbes

[Matt Giorgianni @themwg]

@wolverinewilson @jake_riepma @Lions that's a pretty big "except" :)

[Matt Giorgianni @themwg]

@GnaneswarCh @viper_IUCN @IUCN_SSG @savethesnakes @Britnatureguide @NatureIn_Focus What an incredible picture!!

[Matt Giorgianni @themwg]

When do I get to do my wordle again?

[Matt Giorgianni @themwg]

@TheJosh_H I mean, it just has to be

[Matt Giorgianni @themwg]

@JWPascale @wmataGM The burden on PG county families is pretty brutal. I want to take the train, but 4x$6 (!?), each way, is much more than driving and parking. If they want to increase ridership/reduce traffic at least let kids ride free.

[Car Dealership Guy @GuyDealership]

Design is dead.