Neil

Dog squad. Tweet people nicely

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@JennieRodger @Steffanaquarone @RNLI You and your bigotted mates are doing excellent work to raise money for the @RNLI. Many of my friends and family have been making donations. Good work.
Oh and you know under maritime law it’s a crime to ignore people at sea who need assistance. 😉

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@davidthomas338 @Steffanaquarone @RNLI That’s a long winded way of saying “I’m a narrow-minded racist”

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@Restorebtn @Steffanaquarone @RNLI A bit rich considering all your balaclava bellend mates appear to have rap sheets for battery and assault against women.

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@janinedigi Way back then, you wrote an absolutely brilliant feature in GQ (I think) about what was happening in Sarajevo in that war. I’ve never forgotten it. Wish I still had it or could find it online. As a result, I’ve followed what happened to the war criminals who perpetrated it.

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@amandajplatell Please seek help. Or do you get paid per click?

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@fesshole Gag being the operative word

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@RupertLowe10 You seem quite brittle. How do you feel about freedom of speech? Good thing or not?

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@AndyMitten I got chatting to him on a flight from Barcelona to Bucharest for the 2012(?) Europa League final. Fascinating guy. Sorry to hear he’s no longer with us.

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@icod Zinfandel - yeah I know it’s not

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@Jalopnik Not quite dead but on life support. The big 3 German brands bankroll the IAA like it’s an arms race, with none of them willing to blink first but all secretly wishing they didn’t have to burn millions on bright lights & a fancy stand - none of which remotely shift the needle.

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@sid_lambert I was there! Will never forget the roar when it went in.

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@fesshole Cock- or anti-cockwise?

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@JohnBrewin_ Voice note addition to be added at the end, following Jose’s sacking?

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@CPhilpOfficial I’ve got algae in my pond smarter than you.

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@AlasdairGold The old trick to hide empty seats…

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@KieranMaguire Undoubtedly - they’ll watch the public reaction, how the match goes and then plan their PR strategy. And they’ll announce it in the next two years. It’ll probably be in New York, where there are many flights a day from UK airports - and Etihad/Emirates will lay on flights.

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@ToonMouthTyne @MelissaReddy_ Oh mate… Players who are better than the teams they play for are profit opportunities. Look at Brighton & Bournemouth. Like it or not, NUFC are a middling to good team
- they should’ve read the tea leaves & got Isak sold to LFC for £110m early in the window and reinvested.

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@AndromedaJEE @antmiddleton … *those* odds 😉 I wonder what AM’s plans are for English literacy…

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@antmiddleton You coming back from Dubai for that?

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@LukeEdwardsTele Is your hot take on what these women mus be thinking a) all your own insightful analysis or b) spoon fed to you by the DT opinion editor?