Christian

[Jake Mattera @JakeMattera]

Stopped by your mom’s work.

[Christian @therealcjarvis]

@moderndayslavee stop talking about me and the people I love. please get help.

[Christian @therealcjarvis]

Jeffrey Epsteins “Filthy Rich” on netflix wasn’t bad !

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Bill tested negative and is feeling fine. He's quarantining until our household is fully in the clear. Movie recommendations appreciated!

[Ray Kump @RayKump]

I wish I had a toilet in my kitchen so that I could never stop cooking fajitas.

[zellie @zellieimani]

Two girls walking down a market street in Lagos after leaving the mosque. ⁠

[Ray Kump @RayKump]

If the Queen doesn’t get remarried I’m gonna fucking kill myself!

[Christian @therealcjarvis]

@realDonaldTrump jesus christ just stfu and take the L

[Christian @therealcjarvis]

@bernies_girl smfh

[Bryce @Foodonthetrack]

Why Drake look like he bouta do a buttery switch back tail

[Christian @therealcjarvis]

@grimesweep scotty doesn’t kno

[Jimmy @jimmy_john101]

A$AP Rocky forced to preform at Trumps 2020 Rally after being freed from Sweden

[Christian @therealcjarvis]

@Ricontass seriously. ur old as fuck

[Christian @therealcjarvis]

*thoughts in a dark porta potty

[Christian @therealcjarvis]

how does a blind person know when to stop wiping

[Christian @therealcjarvis]

@jackemmit makin sure everything comfy enough for my bro

[tizzle @FenjaminBanklin]

Don’t ever talk to me or my daughter ever again 😂

[Christian @therealcjarvis]

@Ouellette_T woooowww smh

[Christian @therealcjarvis]

sometimes I wonder what kinda effed up stuff my car would say to me if it could speak

[Christian @therealcjarvis]

if I had a dollar for every time i’ve heard my friends say where’s my juul i’d have enough money to cure cancer