Claire Crowley

Mum to four bears

[Ashley James @ashleyljames]

In the last couple of weeks I've learned from the police / media if I want to avoid going missing or being murdered I need to:

Not be too ambitious or high-achieving.
Not earn more than my partner (too late)
Not go to a park.
Not to drink alcohol.
Not to go through menopause.

[Claire Crowley @therealmrsbear]

@RealJoshbear

[Claire Crowley @therealmrsbear]

I did it. I told @JaneFallon that I loved her books, mainly because my youngest son told me to do it❤️

[Claire Crowley @therealmrsbear]

That moment when you see your favourite author and bottle telling them how amazing their books are as you don’t want to disturb their evening 🥲 @JaneFallon your books rock and too shy to tell you that myself as I wait to watch your other half @rickygervais

[Johnny Vegas @JohnnyVegasReal]

It was privatised, a privilege of the few, hence people went without basic healthcare. It became the @NHS post WW2 and millions benefited as a result. Depriving it of funds thus claiming it requires privatising again is like pissing on my neck and telling me its raining.

[Claire Crowley @therealmrsbear]

@bubbsio @_oscarcrowley Maybe they could join in with Val’s great quiz 😳

[Claire Crowley @therealmrsbear]

@perfectmum @juliagalef OMG CC is epic!!!!!

[Claire Crowley @therealmrsbear]

@Breidenstein12 @FreyaOverton @_oscarcrowley

[Claire Crowley @therealmrsbear]

@Breidenstein12 @FreyaOverton @_oscarcrowley Mika... you’re wrong

[Michael Rosen 💙💙🎓🎓 NICE 爷爷 @MichaelRosenYes]

@spencermorgan93 Yes - I was due some good luck at some point this year.

[Claire Crowley @therealmrsbear]

@bethmeakin Bollocks.

[Claire Crowley @therealmrsbear]

@igfield 😳

[Claire Crowley @therealmrsbear]

@igfield @Pb_Ltd Happy birthday Ian!

[Claire Crowley @therealmrsbear]

@livealslife I’m right here, as always. I will always hold your head above the water even if that means my head is under water and you know I hate going under water, but I love you more x

[Claire Crowley @therealmrsbear]

@igfield Fab news!!! So happy for you all x

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

My statement on the death of George Floyd:

[Paddy McGuinness ❤️ @PaddyMcGuinness]

I’ve finally lost it in lockdown! 🤪 #isthisthewaytobarnardcastle

[Claire Crowley @therealmrsbear]

@livealslife What an absolute idiot. I could tell her what I think about nose piercings.... love you Baa Baa xxx

[Ben Cox @bubbsio]

@TUIUK 😴