Patrick

[Patrick @therealpdubb]

@MJMcKean

[Patrick @therealpdubb]

@RevBrewChicago Crowlers available for the draft variants?

[Patrick @therealpdubb]

@TGBrews The link is not clickable. You have to copy and paste it in the browser.

[Patrick @therealpdubb]

@BridgetonFOX7 @CloutCobain94 @BenChavez56 My debit card isn’t working. Just tried to use it at a gas station.

[Patrick @therealpdubb]

@walruswhisperer You guys are more suited for this weather. We aren’t.

[Patrick @therealpdubb]

@lthomasnews

[Patrick @therealpdubb]

@NarutoMMA

[Patrick @therealpdubb]

@roblutter @jeffbakalar Speak for yourself @roblutter. I’m having major issues with usps. Thousands of others are as well. I have a box that made it to the Austin hub on December 3 and is still not delivered. All of my USPS boxes have been at least five days late. FedEx and UPS are doing pretty good.

[Patrick @therealpdubb]

@peta Listen. If a turkey can catch me, pluck me and cook me then he deserves to eat me. But he can’t. Not yet anyway.

[Patrick @therealpdubb]

@andrewlschwab @IGBrauhaus Kind of a stretch to call Killeen the “greater austin area”. Just say central texas. 😂

[Patrick @therealpdubb]

I hate to agree but...

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

@realDonaldTrump Hey Trump supporters: Trump pretending he didn’t lose is a way for him to continue sending $$ request emails to you 17 times/day. He knows it’s over, but he’s shaking you down for as much cash as possible while he still can. You are nothing more than untapped wallets to him.

[Patrick @therealpdubb]

Amazing

[Patrick @therealpdubb]

@RexChapman Where are the masks???

[Patrick @therealpdubb]

@realDonaldTrump Gtfo outta here with this nonsense.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Ever notice how enthusiastic your dog can be? In life expectancy, a single day for humans corresponds to a week for dogs. Maybe they know this. And maybe that's why they make every day count.

[Patrick @therealpdubb]

@manunitedzone @RoA_TX

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Hannity. Rush. Dobbs. Ingraham. Pirro. Nunes. Tammy. Geraldo. Doocy. Hegseth. Schlapp. Siegel. Watters. Dr. Drew. Henry. Ainsley. Gaetz. Inhofe. Pence. Kudlow. Conway. Trump.

Today, we salute the Heroes of the Pandumbic.