Brent Mooers

[Brent Mooers @thetopfret]

@NovaMania17 I wonder where it ended up?

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

"Bort? Ah come on, Bort?"

[Keith Richards @officialKeef]

1971 France. #TBT. Photo by (c)Dominique Tarle

[Keith Richards @officialKeef]

Same session with 1957 Gibson Super 400!

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

Although sugar makes up more than 90% of a Tic Tac, they are allowed to be labelled as ‘sugar-free’ in the U.S. because each mint weighs 0.49 grams and the FDA lets brands say there are 0 grams of an ingredient if its amount is less than 0.5 grams per serving.

[Casey Neistat @Casey]

give this a watch. first hand telling of the sinking of the Titanic. told with such clarity

[David Silverman 🇺🇦 @tubatron]

The first script I got of The Raven, with a faint doodle I did of said Raven. Happy 30th anniversary of the first Simpsons Treehouse of Horror, Oct. 25, 1990.

[whalefact @awhalefact]

if whales were made of bread they would get very soggy

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

“On saxophone, Lisa Simpson. On triangle, Martin Prince. And with a flute up his nose, Ralph Wiggum.”

[Simpsons Quotes @SimpsonsGreats]

You know, a town with money is a little like the mule with a spinning wheel.
No one knows how he got it, and danged if he knows how to use it.
(laughter)
- Heh, heh... mule.

[Olaf Falafel @OFalafel]

Even if you don’t like football this is the best football video ever

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

sometimes. the human needs a break from the world. so i grab my leash. drop it in their hand. and we take a walk. where all we have to focus on. is putting one paw in front of the other

[The Simpsons @TheSimpsons]

We'll never forget you. ⭐️ #TheSimpsons

[Brent Mooers @thetopfret]

@LastWeekTonight No doubt it was Dave. I’m sorry about the consequences Dave but you should have thought of that before you started drilling. You rascal you.

[whalefact @awhalefact]

many whales struggle with poor money management skills, but it can be mostly attributed to a near total lack of pockets

[Ally @TragicAllyHere]

I bought my son a book about bats and halfway through it he shouted out, “WHAT??? BATS ARE REAL?!?!” All this time he thought they were made up for Halloween like ghosts and witches

[Keith Richards @officialKeef]

“A very, very Happy Birthday to Mick”
Love, Keith
(Photo by Dave Hogan, Havana 2016)

[Jon Keegan @jonkeegan]

Let’s all take a moment to appreciate blank VHS cassette packaging design trends. 📼

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

#HappyFathersDay