Chloe Barnes

Copy & content marketing for solopreneurs. Accidental meme historian. Always Up To Something™.

[Chloe Barnes @thewritechloe]

Titty venmo. Should be a thing.

[Beth McColl @imbethmccoll]

actually love how normal it is in an interaction between a bigger boob woman and a smaller boob woman to talk about removing the bigger boobs and sharing them. hear it so often. does anyone know what i’m talking about

[Chloe Barnes @thewritechloe]

@shawnroos Gosh same, 9th grade ruined maths for me. He was such a dick.

[Chloe Barnes @thewritechloe]

@VikkiRossWrites You're so cupid

[Chloe Barnes @thewritechloe]

The things I would do if I got to name a set of nail polish colours...

[Vikki Ross @VikkiRossWrites]

Copywriters have the best job!

Imagine getting a brief to name the colours of pots and pans and coming up with ‘Brioche’ for beige - I love to see it 🤣

#CopywritersUnite

Image via @comfysarah

[Chloe Barnes @thewritechloe]

@RoyalMailHelp I'm trying to set up a redirection but your system can't find the address and it won't let me enter it manually. Can you assist?

[Chloe Barnes @thewritechloe]

@kclarey21 @kat_boogaard 🤣 it’s saved my butt many a time too!

[Chloe Barnes @thewritechloe]

@kclarey21 @kat_boogaard If you click File then “make a copy”, it should ask if you want to copy the comments and suggestions as well.

[Chloe Barnes @thewritechloe]

@RomarioLourenco Oh my GOD

[Chloe Barnes @thewritechloe]

@nickrgrs ME

[Chloe Barnes @thewritechloe]

@realBrookNash The project’s not booked until the deposit’s in your account

[Chloe Barnes @thewritechloe]

@leadoeslinkedin My 10 year old is still going strong. I’m enjoying every second!

[Chloe Barnes @thewritechloe]

@joshtayloraudio @jayclouse That’s an amazing setting, I didn’t realise you could do that! Of all the platforms I use, YouTube has the worst trolls 🫠

[Chloe Barnes @thewritechloe]

@katiecooperco Did not know I needed to be on secret tunneltok but here we are

[Chloe Barnes @thewritechloe]

@emancopyco Yes! Feels like such a waste of time when someone asks me on, it goes well, then they never publish it 🫠

[Chloe Barnes @thewritechloe]

@leadoeslinkedin @TikTokSupport Report the account for copyright infringement rather than impersonation, I’ve heard it gets better results https://t.co/FC4UEC5GKb

[Chloe Barnes @thewritechloe]

@easyJet my flight to Berlin next week was disrupted and I was put on the next available flight which is fine, but I've gone to check in and my paid cabin bag has been removed. I have a receipt, please advise?

[Chloe Barnes @thewritechloe]

Just came across an (obviously AI-written) article on Medium about how to make 10k quickly if you need “instant cash”. The 3 methods recommended:

Swagbucks
Fiverr
AirBnB

This person had 20k followers.

Can we stop rewarding trash like this, please.

[Chloe Barnes @thewritechloe]

When you have covid and lose your sense of smell so you go around the house sniffing everything extra hard in case you’re gaslighting yourself… that.

[Chloe Barnes @thewritechloe]

This entire thread is glorious.

[RS Archer @archer_rs]

Our gardener has just been asked to stop walking around in our garden because he is, and I quote,

"Spoiling the shot" This from a woman who is filming a video segment where she is standing at my gates claiming she is holidaying at her "summer house"

My house !!!

[Chloe Barnes @thewritechloe]

@jordantwestecom This is horrific 😱 immediately no