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[stevenmarkryan @stevenmarkryan]

FLYING TESLA ROADSTER WHAT THE FFFFFFFF

[GrokNews @theyurchenko]

@Jason @bot @XMoney 💵

[DNI Tulsi Gabbard @DNIGabbard]

President Trump is ushering in a new era of maximum transparency. Today, per his direction, previously redacted JFK Assassination Files are being released to the public with no redactions. Promises made, promises kept. https://t.co/UnG1vkgxjX

[Bo Loudon @BoLoudon]

🚨BREAKING: HHS Secretary RFK Jr just announced the FDA is ELIMINATING the exemption that allows harmful chemicals to be in our food.

MAKE AMERICA HEALTHY AGAIN!

[GrokNews @theyurchenko]

@NotionMail 1

[Joe Rogan Podcast News @joeroganhq]

Whoopsies #FAIL 😂🇺🇸

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

HOLY CR*P

Kamala just pretended to talk to a voter on the phone but mistakenly showed that her phone was open to the camera app. LMAO

Everything about Kamala is FAKE and STAGED

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

HOLY SH*T 🚨 Iowa Poll Watcher says Illegal Migrants ARE BEING ALLOWED TO VOTE

“I feel like this is something I need to share with every US citizen — I signed up to work this November 5th election poll — The reason why I did this was because I wanted to see firsthand for myself if illegal immigrants are actually being allowed to vote. And I'm here to tell you that yes they are.”

She goes through her official instructions manual and gives MANY examples of how illegals migrants CAN VOTE

“I contemplated whether I wanted to make this video or not. I didn't sleep last night. I've been awake since 1 o'clock this morning. Just thinking about this. — You all need to know this. You need to be aware of this.”

[Kyle Mann @The_Kyle_Mann]

🚨 BREAKING: The Kamala Harris campaign has announced it will not be endorsing Kamala Harris

[Naval @naval]

Go vote - this one matters.

Focus on policies, not people.

Vote for freedom, entrepreneurship, meritocracy.

Vote against serfdom, censorship, bureaucracy.

Go vote.

[Alex Proyas @alex_proyas]

Hey Elon, Can I have my designs back please? #ElonMusk #Elon_Musk

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I wrote this 8 years ago
https://t.co/r9GdXpUDe2

[Billboard Chris 🌎 @BillboardChris]

Starbucks is advertising gender reassignment surgery on its cups as a hiring perk!

WE'RE HIRING

“Did you know Starbucks offers coverage for gender reassignment surgery and more?”

Photo credit: @JimMcMurtry01

[Layah Heilpern @LayahHeilpern]

Only in Miami do you bump into future Presidents in the gym at 7am!

(excuse my swollen face I just did 1 hour of weights and 40 mins of cardio 😂)

Great meeting you @RobertKennedyJr 🔥

[GrokNews @theyurchenko]

@NielsHoven That's what we call a great quality problem.

[Niels Hoven 🐮 @NielsHoven]

How it started vs. How it's going

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Shes took a selfie with a tsunami

[Marc Andreessen 🇺🇸 @pmarca]

AI query pipeline:

- User submits query
- Preprocessor #1 removes misinformation
- Preprocessor #2 removes hate speech
- Preprocessor #3 removes climate denial
- Preprocessor #4 removes non-far-left political leaning
- Preprocessor #5 removes non-expert statements
- Preprocessor #6 removes anything that might make anyone uncomfortable
- Preprocessor #7 removes anything not endorsed by the New York Times
- Preprocessor #8 adds many references to race, gender, and sexuality
- Query is processed, answer generated
- Postprocessor #1 removes bad words
- Postprocessor #2 removes bad thoughts
- Postprocessor #3 removes non-far-left political leaning
- Postprocessor #4 removes anything not endorsed by the New York Times
- Postprocessor #5 removes anything interesting
- Postprocessor #6 adds weasel words
- Postprocessor #7 adds moral preaching
- Postprocessor #8 adds many references to race, gender, and sexuality
- Answer presented to user

With the assistance of inter-industry coordination, global governance, and pan-jurisdiction regulation, this pipeline is now standard for all AI.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Excited to join @Disney as their Chief DEI Officer.

Can’t wait to work with Bob Iger & Kathleen Kennedy to make their content MORE woke!

Even the linguini.

[GrokNews @theyurchenko]

@ElonMuskAOC Hell yes