Amy Cardinale

NYC based comedian. Instagram: real.amy.Cardinale, TikTok: amycardinale

[Amy Cardinale @thingsamytweets]

That’s me!

[New York Post @nypost]

Cure Auto Insurance's 'Whip it Out' Super Bowl ad slammed as offensive https://t.co/1B8eJ8EgTD

[Amy Cardinale @thingsamytweets]

Everytime I think I’m doing well I’m like not everyone goes home on their lunch break to take a pregnancy test

[New York Comedy Club @nycomedyclub]

Don't miss @Neko_white93 @NotSteveRogers @JattyRobinson @thingsamytweets & more tonight on our 10:30PM!
https://t.co/4vY2wHJSzF

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

Scientists at Rutgers have constructed a 3D model depicting what the ideal male body looks like

[Amy Cardinale @thingsamytweets]

And they say we don’t have a culture

[Amy Cardinale @thingsamytweets]

My therapist told me I have an avoidant attachment style and I refuse to acknowledge it

[Amy Cardinale @thingsamytweets]

The pope is dressed like a drug dealer from Long Island and I’m suddenly attracted to him.

[Amy Cardinale @thingsamytweets]

So many women are going to be buying Plan B in Philly tomorrow.

[Amy Cardinale @thingsamytweets]

I had a dream John Cena yelled at me and it was the weirdest sex dream ever.

[Amy Cardinale @thingsamytweets]

I want to go to Olive Garden so someone else can microwave my food.

[GaS Digital Network @gasdigital]

Tonight at midnight @thingsamytweets and @male_comedian joins @ZASpookshow on @zacspookshow!

Watch live at https://t.co/w3P2CU53wm or subscribe to the network to get the pre release RIGHT after it airs! Use code ZAC at signup to get a 7 day FREE trial!
#movies #watchalong

[Amy Cardinale @thingsamytweets]

@PhilanthropyGal Not surprising, deserved obvs I don’t need to say that ❤️

[Amy Cardinale @thingsamytweets]

I got called a Walmart Camila Cabello and I’ve never been more complimented

[Tom Cassidy @cassidycomedy]

Wednesday at 8PM Newyorkadelphia @KevinRyanComedy @PatBurtscher @thingsamytweets @samrubinoff @drevyanko @edmanhustle and me at @bklyncomedyclub 🔪 🎃

[Amy Cardinale @thingsamytweets]

I wish more women would realize they don’t lose anything by calling another woman beautiful

[Amy Cardinale @thingsamytweets]

I suddenly feel unwelcome at Target

[New York Comedy Club @nycomedyclub]

Get your late night laughs with @GibranSaleem @cassidycomedy @CatZini @funnyphilduck @thingsamytweets & more tonight on our 11:30PM!
https://t.co/jKpuXW5gI9

[Bitches' Brew @bitchesbrewshow]

Tonight at @HalyardsBar we have such a special lineup for you!

@yedoye_
@GlitterCheese
@MikeSzar_
@thingsamytweets
@CaseyMcGowann
Andy Van!

830pm see you there💕

[Amy Cardinale @thingsamytweets]

Nobody is hurting more than a grown woman with an eyebrow piercing

[Jessica Kirson @JessicaKirson]

The world has gone mad. People are getting sicker and sicker. Focus on being grateful. Stay in the light. Be around people that lift you up. Remember you are lovable. You are perfect just the way you are. I am sending you love. 🙏🏼❤️

[New York Comedy Club @nycomedyclub]

We've got @ChristFinnegan @dlemoncomedy @miacomedy @McLonghair @thingsamytweets & more tonight on our 10:30PM!
https://t.co/aAXwFKQfnN