Dan Smith

[Dan Smith @this_idle_man]

@BBCSport And Rob Jones…?

[Dan Smith @this_idle_man]

Be great if @footballontnt could compare Mings and Jackson fouls. Both look at opponent. Both push elbow/forearm into face. Neither swings arm. One breaks jaw. Other sees red. Tell me again how VAR has improved consistency
@FA_PGMOL #NEWCHE

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@Glinner I’m happy for you that you have the luxury that your daughter isn’t one of the literal hundreds of thousands of daughters that have been driven into poverty under his party’s rule.

[Dan Smith @this_idle_man]

@Everton @eToro If Ashley Young’s new contact offer is any more than half a pack of fruit pastilles, we should be docked 8 more points for financial mismanagement.

[Dan Smith @this_idle_man]

@SamCoatesSky @StevePeers Whereas when considering the reasons she should stand for prime minister she found herself thinking “Why me?” “Why not?”

[Dan Smith @this_idle_man]

@mrjamesob Shows you just how seriously they take housing …

[Danny Wallace @dannywallace]

You're a desperate unelected cosplayer with slogans you don't believe about things you can't do for people who don't want them anyway. You're a code club boy trying to impress the rugby club bores. You're a footnote trying to be a headline. You should go now and let us crack on.

[Dan Smith @this_idle_man]

@B_E_Andre @Shakespeare_Co @IanDunt That will only make her hate you more.

[Dan Smith @this_idle_man]

@MrBrendanCox @StevePeers That letter is to literacy, what Andrea Jenkyns is to being a minister.

[Dan Smith @this_idle_man]

@GoodwinMJ 1. “Let the bodies pile high”
2. Crashed economy
3. Suicide by Times column
So no, not worried.

[Dan Smith @this_idle_man]

@10DowningStreet @David_Cameron @FCDOGovUK Is this about fucking pork markets?

[Dan Smith @this_idle_man]

@Femi_Sorry Lord Cameron of Greensill

[Dan Smith @this_idle_man]

Hi @GWRHelp My wife is on 16:33 Paddington to Plymouth. You have shortened train and unbooked all seats. She has a health condition meaning she cannot stand for long periods but now has to. No explanation onboard. No staff organising. Nothing. What can you do?

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@LozzaFox Perhaps they couldn’t see the ballot paper through their tears.

[Dan Smith @this_idle_man]

@RishiSunak Please tell me you’re also going to stop:
- Air conditioned goats
- Smokeless speculums
- Cheese-bikes

[Dan Smith @this_idle_man]

Hi @virginmedia. Why would you go to the trouble of broadcasting a movie in UHD, only to ruin the experience by plastering your bright white logo over it for the duration?

[Dan Smith @this_idle_man]

@Mangoshagger You have harvested those watermelons WAY too soon.

[Dan Smith @this_idle_man]

@grantshapps *people you are literally trying to convince

[Neil Gibbons @neilgibbons]

I enjoy how activist is a pejorative term for Tories. It means not only did people disagree with me they could also be arsed to say as much https://t.co/wT8xjKRbHR

[Dan Smith @this_idle_man]

@DavidMackayy @jasonb8man @Sandford_Police Jason ‘took the’ Bateman